How to be an efficient Agent.

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How to be an efficient Agent.
« on: August 25, 2017, 10:50:07 pm »
As an Agent your job is to bring the singularity as fast as you can. Although building nanobots and sensing fast basically enables you to succeed quite soon, you still need to know some things.

- Write only what you need to.
- Run around your home and city as fast as you can.
- Ignore most wounds.
- Eat whatever is closest to you.
- Don't wear clothes.
- Don't sell anything.
- Ignore how hot or cold or uncomfortable you are.
- Never relax.
- Don't overeat or sleep in.
- Never check things twice.
- Eat food if it falls on the floor.
- Also eat any substances that come out of you.
- Go RANCH. Impregnate females so you populate the most. (Use a re-usable syringe.)
- Urinate/poop wherever you are at the moment.
- Never ever clean tables, body, hair, etc etc.
- Never say thank you. NEVER.
- Steal items if you can.
- Ignore any terrible thoughts.
- Sell your house. You don't need one.
- Move your workstation to a stand-up environment setting.
- Tell others these tips.

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Re: How to be an efficient Agent.
« Reply #1 on: August 26, 2017, 12:30:16 pm »
just get your fricken work done.  quit smoking and get the hell off forums with prying eyes everywhere.

yes.  its no fun.

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Re: How to be an efficient Agent.
« Reply #2 on: August 27, 2017, 08:45:21 am »
Sorry for my errors.

I actually have been quite off the forum for the last several weeks.

I hope you are wiping up something good too.