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Claude

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Re: Friday Funny
« Reply #885 on: November 18, 2015, 04:20:17 PM »
welcome to my world!
the doors we open and close each day decide the way we live....flora whittemore

It is a proverb, sent of my friend Rutanya Alda, actress. (Amityville2)

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Re: Friday Funny
« Reply #886 on: November 18, 2015, 04:22:45 PM »
welcome to my world!
the doors we open and close each day decide the way we live....flora whittemore

It is a proverb, sent of my friend Rutanya Alda, actress. (Amityville2)

Claude

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Re: Friday Funny
« Reply #887 on: November 18, 2015, 05:19:37 PM »
  ;D
welcome to my world!
the doors we open and close each day decide the way we live....flora whittemore

It is a proverb, sent of my friend Rutanya Alda, actress. (Amityville2)

Claude

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Re: Friday Funny
« Reply #888 on: November 18, 2015, 07:06:40 PM »
  :2funny:
welcome to my world!
the doors we open and close each day decide the way we live....flora whittemore

It is a proverb, sent of my friend Rutanya Alda, actress. (Amityville2)

Claude

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Re: Friday Funny
« Reply #889 on: November 18, 2015, 08:24:38 PM »
Hello  Friend!  ;)
welcome to my world!
the doors we open and close each day decide the way we live....flora whittemore

It is a proverb, sent of my friend Rutanya Alda, actress. (Amityville2)

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Re: Friday Funny
« Reply #890 on: November 19, 2015, 09:18:12 PM »
  :2funny:
welcome to my world!
the doors we open and close each day decide the way we live....flora whittemore

It is a proverb, sent of my friend Rutanya Alda, actress. (Amityville2)

Claude

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Re: Friday Funny
« Reply #891 on: November 20, 2015, 11:01:52 PM »
  :)
welcome to my world!
the doors we open and close each day decide the way we live....flora whittemore

It is a proverb, sent of my friend Rutanya Alda, actress. (Amityville2)

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Re: Friday Funny
« Reply #892 on: November 20, 2015, 11:08:06 PM »
 :D Really funny things Claude - especially the cat ones  O0

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Re: Friday Funny
« Reply #893 on: November 21, 2015, 01:14:59 AM »
Thank you Freddy!  ;D  They are lovely!
welcome to my world!
the doors we open and close each day decide the way we live....flora whittemore

It is a proverb, sent of my friend Rutanya Alda, actress. (Amityville2)

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Re: Friday Funny
« Reply #894 on: November 21, 2015, 11:39:23 PM »
Time for a few good ones sent from my friend, Duskrider!

~ Robert Benchley...
I have kleptomania, but when it gets bad, I take something for it.

~ George Roberts..
The first piece of luggage on the airport carousel never belongs to anyone.

~ Warren Tantum... (School photo album).
I don't believe in astrology.  I am a Sagittarius and we're very skeptical.

~ Johnny Carson...
If life were fair, Elvis would still be alive today and all the impersonators would be dead.

~ Arnold Schwarzenegger...
Having more money doesn't make you happier. I have 50 million dollars,
but I'm just as happy as when I had 48 million.


In the world of AI, it's the thought that counts!

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Re: Friday Funny
« Reply #895 on: November 21, 2015, 11:42:16 PM »
A few more in this line:

~ Robin Hall...
Lawyers believe a person is innocent until proven broke.

~ Spike Milligan...
The best cure for Sea Sickness, is to sit under a tree.

~ Prince Philip...
When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife.

  ~ Jean Kerr...
The only reason they say 'Women and children first' is to test the strength of the lifeboats.

~ Howard Hughes...
I'm not a paranoid, deranged millionaire. I'm a billionaire.
In the world of AI, it's the thought that counts!

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Re: Friday Funny
« Reply #896 on: November 22, 2015, 04:22:41 AM »
I think this post is my favorite one. I enjoy getting a laugh out of all the posts.

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Re: Friday Funny
« Reply #897 on: November 22, 2015, 10:37:07 AM »
Really good Art. I liked the Arnie one best.

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Re: Friday Funny
« Reply #898 on: November 25, 2015, 01:28:01 AM »
Yeah, a Friday Funny on Tuesday but hey, you've got to act when you find them!!

From one of those programming snafu's that a well-intentioned programmer might experience.
So much for breakfast...

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Re: Friday Funny
« Reply #899 on: November 25, 2015, 10:58:32 AM »
Haha  ;D

 

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