Friday Funny

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Re: Friday Funny
« Reply #1725 on: February 27, 2017, 02:58:18 am »
In other words, do your work right.

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Re: Friday Funny
« Reply #1726 on: February 27, 2017, 03:06:18 am »
@Freddy
That's actually very interesting!
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Re: Friday Funny
« Reply #1727 on: February 27, 2017, 05:54:31 pm »
Good isn't it, came across it on another site I visit.

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Re: Friday Funny
« Reply #1728 on: February 28, 2017, 01:40:30 pm »
Good one Freddy!

It sort of reminds me of The Missing Dollar scheme. It went as follows:

Three friends went to lunch one day.

The bill came to $30.
Each man gave the waiter $10
The owner told the waiter, "These men are friends of mine so take $5 off their bill."
The waiter was dishonest, kept $2 for himself and gave each man $1 telling them that his boss wanted to reduce their bill.

This means that each man paid $9 instead of $10

3 x 9 = 27

Add the $2 that the waiter kept and that equals $29

Where's the missing dollar? :detective:
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Re: Friday Funny
« Reply #1729 on: February 28, 2017, 07:16:56 pm »
Subtract the $2 that the waiter kept.

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Re: Friday Funny
« Reply #1730 on: February 28, 2017, 08:37:46 pm »
(30-5)/3=8.333333333 not 9

.333333333 x 3=1

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Re: Friday Funny
« Reply #1731 on: March 08, 2017, 09:20:04 am »
« Last Edit: March 08, 2017, 09:45:41 am by LOCKSUIT »

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Re: Friday Funny
« Reply #1732 on: March 08, 2017, 01:13:32 pm »
Sorry Lock, but you have posted this definition of yours in the Friday Funny section. Most people try to post something witty, humorous, puns, comic, head scratchers or other amusing tidbits here.

Even though I read it several times, I just cannot find anything humorous in or by it. Perhaps it belongs in a different section.

Please explain how or what part of the humor I seem to be missing, if you'd be so kind.

Thank you.
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Re: Friday Funny
« Reply #1733 on: March 09, 2017, 12:03:36 am »
I thought it was funny because AI is known to one day take over Earth and have an explosion, and the first line seemed similar to saying "where goods i.e. the robots are produced" and "chiefly by machine". Then it says below: "historical" "an establishment" lol like on Earth, for "TRADERS" "*carrying *on *business in a foreign (to them) country (all our home land)".

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Re: Friday Funny
« Reply #1734 on: March 09, 2017, 03:58:45 am »
I'm afraid I simply took the definition at face value. I saw no mention of A.I. nor robots nor mention of Earth but I sort of see where what you envisioned could have been somewhat humorous in your perspective, I suppose.

One really needed to be there with you in order to appreciate the comedic value of it I sense. ;)
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Re: Friday Funny
« Reply #1735 on: April 19, 2017, 09:54:57 pm »

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Re: Friday Funny
« Reply #1736 on: April 20, 2017, 01:43:56 pm »
Nice one Freddy!  O0
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Re: Friday Funny
« Reply #1737 on: April 23, 2017, 08:49:42 pm »
Recently heard a rather humorous explanation by the famous, close up magician, Lennart Green.

He said, "If ten people are in a room and twelve people leave the room, then two people must come back before the room is empty!"  (mathematicians work with negative numbers...). ;)
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Re: Friday Funny
« Reply #1738 on: May 07, 2017, 01:52:24 pm »
This should really be Friday Cutie!!

Will humans accept robots? Apparently this little toddler will! This is just way too cute...watch!

http://www.chonday.com/Videos/todlronaome5
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Re: Friday Funny
« Reply #1739 on: May 12, 2017, 03:18:35 pm »
Funny wordings found in Church Bulletins from various sources:

The Fasting and Prayer Conference includes meals.

Ladies, don't forget the rummage sale. It is a chance to get rid of those things not worth keeping, bring your husband.

Next Thursday there will be tryouts for the choir. They need all the help they can get.

At the evening service tonight the service topic will be "What is Hell?". Come early and listen to choir practice.

Miss Charlene Mason sang, "I will not pass this way again" giving obvious pleasure to the congregation.

A bean supper will be held on Tuesday evening in the church hall. Music will follow.
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