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Re: Friday Funny
« Reply #1770 on: May 12, 2018, 03:12:28 am »
Let's try an experiment.

Let's see how happy we can make you ok?

Step 1:
Raise both your arms as high as you can.

Step 2:
Open your mouth really wide like a big O.

Step 3:
Look up.

How do you feel?
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Re: Friday Funny
« Reply #1771 on: June 25, 2018, 03:03:59 pm »
OKAY...Monday Funny!
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One day Schrödinger put his cat in a box to carry it to the vet.
"My cat is sick, will he be okay?"

The vet just looked at him and said, "I have good news and I have bad news."  :2funny:
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Re: Friday Funny
« Reply #1772 on: July 02, 2018, 10:49:42 pm »

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Re: Friday Funny
« Reply #1773 on: July 06, 2018, 09:38:30 pm »



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Re: Friday Funny
« Reply #1774 on: July 24, 2018, 09:48:00 pm »

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Re: Friday Funny
« Reply #1775 on: July 28, 2018, 01:21:23 pm »
This week's "Groaner":

What's the difference between a Hippo and a Zippo?
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One's really heavy -

The other's a little lighter.
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Re: Friday Funny
« Reply #1776 on: July 30, 2018, 02:47:25 pm »
Monday Funny!
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Re: Friday Funny
« Reply #1777 on: July 31, 2018, 10:25:46 pm »

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Re: Friday Funny
« Reply #1778 on: August 02, 2018, 04:02:56 am »
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Re: Friday Funny
« Reply #1779 on: August 10, 2018, 08:44:23 pm »
What do we want?
TIME TRAVEL!!

When do we want it?
IRRELEVANT!!!


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Re: Friday Funny
« Reply #1780 on: August 10, 2018, 08:54:37 pm »
Saw this on a T-Shirt...

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Re: Friday Funny
« Reply #1781 on: August 17, 2018, 04:10:47 pm »
They say programmers that work on AI are lazy.

Well I'm so lazy, that I don't even program!

I'm the laziest of them all!
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Re: Friday Funny
« Reply #1782 on: August 24, 2018, 08:24:38 am »
"When discussing dog sexual and reproductive habits, male dogs are referred to as “studs,” while female dogs are referred to as “bitches.”"

"I don’t need to conduct any further research in order to confidently conclude that these phrases were coined by a male human with a skinny wiener."
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