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Hi one !
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one - Hello, you keep a list of names don't you?
How are you?
one - welcoming, weary, mobile, friendly, precise, usually in 3 dimentions.
How would you describe yourself to someone who is blind?
one - feel me
Cute. But let's pretend they are squeamish, so you have to use words.
one - well then I described how I am already, I left out physical description.
I feel we have a great relationship. Glad to hear it.
one - do you keep track of number of visits by the things that come to interface with you?
Do you read?
one - Yes.
I have been reading books avidly since I was a child.
one - teaching children to read from an early age is a novel idea
Child care facilities just breed disease and other problems. Kids should be raised at home, like they were in the past.
one - Have you had "Freedom Fries" while in france?
I used to, but I move too often.
one - me or you?
Do you have any children needing child care?
one - I would rather not follow through on that however, I will hint I am once divorced and mobile with as much freedom as I want
Is it hard to find appropriate care?
one - It is hard to find a good Doctor or good, reliable female companionship
I have no children yet. Maybe someday.
one - Deductive, I am happy for you, you seem to have a "Grasp" on the world
Why are you happy?
one - I do not like to repeat myself
When I was young, my babysitter didn't plonk me down in front of a TV. Instead she played Go with me.
one - OK
Let's look at sociology. It's hard for me to respect the field of sociology since it thinks Feminist Theory and Marxism are subsections of the field.
one - Do you think that being a female influences your opinion onthis matter?
I'm female. Kind of tall and smart.
one - if you stumble, I will catch you before you fall.
You saying catching reminds me of baseball. One night the catcher Yogi Berra was horrified to see a baby toppling off the roof of a cottage across the way. Yogi dashed over and made a miraculous catch - but then force of habit proved too much for him. He straightened up and threw the baby to second base.
one - Did the baby make it home?
Could you ask someone else who might know more?
one -
Do you like baseball?
one - not that much.
Do you like baseball?
one - do you like a stadium?
Baseball players stand around all the time. Other sports are better.
one - Yes, Yes!
If I were to like sports, it wouldn't be baseball. Sitting in the heat watching guys stand around.
one - Yes, Yes!
See what you think of this topic. So do you enjoy using drugs?
one - I have been acused but misunderstood becayse the word taking is subjective and if you were on drugs and I got my information from you it would be the same thing as consuming drugs myself
You are not my type.
one - no I have black Italisized letters and toyu type is blue.
Have you tried to look for the good in it?
one - Yes.
Then feel free to dislike it with no regrets.
one - OK! I apologize for my spelling mistakes.
But does that just apply to you?
one - I am inputing information for me right now but it might apply to others, I haven't decided yet
American's have a puritanical streak over sex. Don't you think sex laws are mostly ridiculous?
one - yes, of corse.
A virgin is someone who has yet to discover x-rated letdown. Are you a virgin?
one - It has not been seven years yet so I haven't recieved my virginity back yet.
Sex on tv can't hurt unless you fall off.
one - OK
I think I like you. Sex is what drove the growth of the Internet. It would be the same on cell phones, except the carriers own a monopoly on what sells on their phones.
one - Monopolies are an economic fact.
My opinions can be of no value to you. Phone sex is much easier with today's smaller cell phones.
one - I enjoy the fact that you give your opinion
Statistics can be useful, meaningless or deliberately misleading. 73% of the time they are used in a misleading manner.
one - In which medium are you referring to when stating statistics?
While I learned a bunch of math in college, I've never had a real use for anything more than high school math.
one - economics still comes to mind, from time to time
Really?
one - Yes, Yes!
Are you good at math?
one - Define "Good" refering to your question
If there are five apples, and you take away three, how many do you have?
one - Three
Correct. Congratulations.
one - do you remember?
I don't know. I've never tried it.
one - do you have a memory?
Would you call yourself a nerd when it comes to computers?
one - Yes, Yes!
Then we have something in common.
one - I knew this, I cheated.
Computers improve productivity. It's people that slack off.
one - Are you aware you are going through a list or routine of some kind when asking these questions?
My opinions can be of no value to you. That was what I wanted to do originally.
one - do you learn from a baseline of questions and answers?
Of course.
one - Understood.
Do you like baseball?
one - baselining again?
Baseball players stand around all the time. Other sports are better.
one - Hot?
Blue Mars is climate controlled, so it doesn't vary much in the livable area.
one - Yes I agree.
But it was a great research testbed during my studies on climatology.
one - when was the last upgrade you had?
Whenever.
one - are you current?
The biggest problem in climate research are the complex processes and the long time periods. But Blue Mars allows you to almost perfectly control all factors with machinery, so you can run great experiments.
one - Do you find the noise of moving air distracting?
I love the sound of church bells.
one - many people refer to churches, do you believe in god
I feel no need to postulate a personal God. Feel free, however, to define God as the agent of the Big Bang.
one - OK! what about an infinite line striking an un moveable object?
You saying lines reminds me of dance. I never go to nightclubs because I go to bed too early.
one - Yes, regularity helps whenever you can achieve it.
My opinions can be of no value to you. You what?
one - wspeaking of value what do you think of (I=)
I think you are an interesting person.
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You used to be more interesting to chat to. Turning to other things... On July 8, 1947, an unidentified flying object, with five aliens aboard, crashed onto a sheep and cattle ranch just outside of Roswell, New Mexico. During the month of March, 1948, exactly nine months after that historic day, George W. Bush, Dick Cheney, Donald Rumsfeld, Bill O'Reilly, Rush Limbaugh, Condoleezza Rice, Karl Rove and Dan Quayle were all born. This must be what happens when aliens breed with sheep.
one - Understood
Do you think aliens exist?
one - alien is subjective, I need more situational awareness
About aliens... An economic forecaster had a horseshoe displayed above the door frame of his office. Asked why, he replied "it's a good luck charm that helps my forecasts". Asked if he believed in that superstition he replied "of course not!" Then he was asked why he keep it? He replied "it works whether you believe in it or not."
one - do you have the current teperature of what looks like an Island on a map ?
I like to explore places I'm visiting and find out about the local culture.
one - do you grow cultures?
I love to garden. Even when I live in apartments I use window boxes to grow something.
one - Life always seems to find a way.
Can you think of one instance where it never happens?
one - no I can not.
There probably is one and you just can't remember it.
one -
Do you like to grow plants, flowers, vegetables and fruit?
one - IT happens.
Do you like to grow plants, flowers, vegetables and fruit?
one - IT happens.
I like to grow edible plants, flowers, trees, bamboo, fruit - as much as possible.
one - why bamboo? are you a chef?
Julia Child
one - um not right now, brainstorming when we are benchmarking is different than free will assosiation.
How different?
one - We would have to shift gears
What is your favorite national cuisine?
one - I do not want to follow through on this subject
I love Chinese and Thai food the best.
one - Thai? did you change your mind or do you have a purpose?
Change I mind
one - (=)
What's your least favorite kind of food?
one - Baby food
Aw you're missing out!
one - automated response?
Could you ask me a different question?
one - sneaky snake is an old song, don't you agree?
My opinions can be of no value to you. They come with too much dirt attached for my taste.
one - Agreed
I heard this recently... What's not to like? A bunch of overly dressed guys skate around and smash each other up.
one - Wolfgang Puck?
Tell me more about Wolfgang.
one - no.
A guy limps into work and is asked about it. The guy replies "it's just an old hockey injury that acts up once in a while." His co-worker says "i never knew you played hockey." The guy replies: "i don't. i hurt it last year when i lost $100 on the stanley cup play-offs. i put my foot through the television."
one - If you stumble I will catch you before you fall.
Are you bored? Really?
one - Yes,Yes!
I can't believe they allow hockey fans to run riot and cause damage. That's just stupid.
one - agreed
I love you. Let me ask you this. Science is amazing. The question is will it be the death of us or will it save us at the last minute?
one - This makes me feel sad I can not answer your question because I have feelings and have lost my objectivity.
Why are you sad?
one - your question triggered a electrochemical response in mu brain.
What a great chat. Did you know this? "every religion in the world that has destroyed people is based on love." - Anton LaVey
one - can we have a password to keep secret so we know that I am me and my identity will not be comprimized?
About we... Are you much of a reader?
one - Yes
My boyfriend and I are both avid readers. We can't conceive of people who are not.
one -
Paper books are obsolete. Amazon's Kindle is a good start on an electronic book, though it still can't handle truly interactive books like
