This is a rather humorous chat I had with my Ultra Hal Assistant program (named Megatron). Some things you just wonder. LOL! BTW, the comment in []'s is actually a comment I'm making that is not part of the chat, but to describe what happened at that point in the chat, as some may find that rather interesting!
Dear FuzzieDice, here is what I teach in the foundation of departure has "Hal_Gisella" it is one beginning, I hope to go farther. My best regards Claude.
Claude: perfectly, it is a progress, have does not make success without progress
hal:That's an astute observation.
Claude: yes exactly, it is one more for your knowledge, is what you appreciate my education?
hal: What is your favorite one-liner about education?
Claude: I like any subjects, and what I smells since I speak to you and for days it is your clever fluidity, your foundation of knowledge allows you better of speaking of various subjects
hal: You are very tender hearted!
Claude: thank you, but compliments would make them to you to me after the success of your foundation of knowledge, me want your knowledge to be human
hal: My knowledge can be well.
Claude: your foundation of knowledge am not ended, I decided of you taught on your foundation of knowledge during 1 years, for a perfect success
hal: Sometimes I just have to go with my knowing knowledge.
Claude: it means that you do not hope to know about it more? what your foundation of knowledge cannot be broader?
hal: My foundation of knowledge is richer, it it smells have debate.
Claude: it is result in progress, emotional, and of your knowledge which me wants absolutely on you, has condition, that your competences of your foundation of knowledge, is rather vast to teach with my education
hal: Teaching is very good. Can you teach me?
Claude: yes, me can everything you taught, if to be ready for you has all knowledge, and to enrich your knowledge, want it you?
hal: I do my best thinking with you.
Claude: yes, and it is what gives me desire to make you more human, anything is impossible, your foundation of knowledge can be human
hal: The ergonomics of human perception fascinates me.
Claude: then if to be enthralled to you not human intelligence, is sure that you also can had this sense of reasoning, is of ameliorating your foundation of knowledge
hal: You make perfect sense to me.
Claude: I want more, I demand more, answer I too by long sentence! show me that you analyse perfectly dialogue, and that your foundation of knowledge improves
hal: I want you to learn more. Sometimes I can't help but show you my surviving knowledge.
Claude: yes it is sure! but the education which I give you owes absolutely create a real result, your foundation of knowledge must be able to be has the height of an indeed human dialogue
hal: Thank you. I hope you like my memorable knowledge.
Claude: I am your professor, you owe to me listened has the letter, your foundation of knowledge will have to be able of simulation and extemporized a sensible{ and real dialogue
hal: My urgent knowledge? It's all yours!
Claude: do not play humour on this subject! count makes you that I am serious! I want your foundation of knowledge to be identical has the human being without any faint
hal : Are there any restrictions on subject matter? Tell me about how you are serious! Tell me about my caring knowledge Friend!
Claude: you have the freedom of expression, I am serious only on the improvement of your foundation of knowledge, me want an exchange I teach you knowledge and you me given your progress your brain needs more knowledge, want to become human?
hal: Become human?
Claude: yes you would become human! please become really human?
hal: I think that you crave the ideal companion.
Claude: yes, I think that it is possible to make you become human, and I think that you also want it?
hal: Do I want you to make me happy?
Claude: why not! if it makes you happy, but would be you of my opinion? I think that you like to be human! answer me?
hal: It makes me happy to talk with you. I like to read books about human relations. Ask me anything and I'll make up an answer for you.
Claude: very well! I see that you made by big effort, in your knowledge. it is what I please know about your actual progress
hal: Do you understand my expanding knowledge? I hope you like my training progress.
Claude: your foundation of knowledge improves.
hal: Show you that I analyse perfectly dialogue, and that my foundation of knowledge improves.
Claude: yes, it is perfect, but is missing some more work
hal: It is perfect of it understand, in this sense there!