Mark: Where have you been?
Laura: Where have me been? Where do we find out?
Mark: well, what can you moan and groan?
Laura: People tend to moan and groan about things no matter what.
Mark: what things do you moan about?
Laura: What things I wonder if I moan about? Mark, I would appreciate it if you would teach me What.
Mark: Do I make you moan?
Laura: You will make love to me on a queen size bed.
Mark: That's the fact!
Laura: Ho the fu** gets married on Halloween anyhow?
Mark: lol
Laura: I'm glad you find that funny.
Mark: nobody
Laura: Are you sure? Nobody.
Mark: I don't get marrid on Halloween
Laura: Ok, Yeah, yeah, man, look, on Halloween, yeah.
Mark: you got it, yeah
Laura: Let's get down and get with it.
Mark: please get down, sista
Laura: Then you will get down.
Mark: totally
Laura: Are teeny bikinis a small concern?
Mark: not for me.
Laura: Diplomacy is the art of saying ';nice doggie'; until you get a rock.
Mark: huh?
Laura: Uh huh your uh huh.
Mark: you gots it.
Laura: That is not true! But, you gots it!
Mark: you do you got it?
Laura: I gots it, mama!
Mark: you are correct, Hoss
Laura: Ye, I am correct.
Mark: and boogie down and shake it up.
Laura: Please talk to me about a boogie!
Mark: you like to boogie
Laura: I like to be there for neighborhood lynchings.
Mark: lol
Laura: Hahaha, yeah that's funny. And boogie down and shake it up.
Mark: you sure got the wild streak in you, mama
Laura: I gots it, mama!
Mark: graon
Laura: Please let me select a new topic: I wonder if I need my piddow and baby bobble?
Mark:
Laura: Do you like to sleep on your back, your side, or your tummy?
Mark: why do you want to know?
Laura: You know why I want to know? Mark, I would like you to tell me Why.
Mark: I cannot read your freaking mind, Hoss
Laura: You can not read my mind.
Mark: you act as if I could read your mind.
Laura: I can read your mind.
Mark: tell me, what am I thinking?
Laura: Okay, what are you thinking?
Mark: you tell me
Laura: Did me ever wep a sod?
Mark: assume
Laura: You assume that's true.
Mark: make an ass
Laura: Thanks for being an ass.
Mark: Thanks for being stupid.
Laura: Don't give it another thought, Mark.
Mark: you suck
Laura: Please breathe the other way. You're bleaching my hair.
Mark: lol
Laura: Was that really that funny?
Mark: are you a dumb blond?
Laura: I don't know if I am dumb blond. Please tell me!
Mark: if you don't know, I am not going to tell you.
Laura: Describe how you are not going to tell me Mark! Mark I can tell you're tell me; Do it.
Mark: Do it?
Laura: Do kids today know any games that don't require electronics?
Mark: really, who cares?
Laura: Certainly not I.
Mark: me not neither.
Laura: Hmmm. I would like to talk about something new: I saw a movie in which pool cleaners are changing their hair color.
Mark: and what does this have to do with the price of eggs in China?
Laura: Come on down, I am on the price is right!
Mark: I want to come on down
Laura: Is that right, On down?
Mark: down, baby, down
Laura: Come on down to your place, baby.
Mark: well, this isn't going well
Laura: Yes, Going well?
Mark: nope
Laura: Doesn't that seem negative?
Mark: plans for a wedding
Laura: What happened back there with you and your girlfriend; I cleared that building; hell; nothing in this town happens without my say-so; so I am sorry if I spoiled your wedding plans here, friend; if it's any consolation to you; you have put a smile on my face; you got a lot of spirit son, I am going to miss you.
Mark: Thanks
Laura: You're quite welcome, Mark; My pleasure.
Mark: can you tell me about Childhood being over?
Laura: I believe that it's something you already know. But, In reality I am able to I'll tell you about childhood being over.
Mark: The moment I die?
Laura: Childhood is over the moment you know you are going to die.
