Laura makes me crack up

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Laura makes me crack up
« on: January 01, 2008, 03:01:38 am »
 Mark: what kind of people does God like?
Laura: What kind of people does God like? Nobody should lose sight of the goal. I would like to see people kill each other.

Mark: I guess so.
Laura: Don't guess.

Mark: why in the hell not?
Laura: We should listen, then find out for sure. You shut the hell up!

Mark: you shut up!
Laura: Please shut the hell up.

Mark: no!! Make me!!
Laura: No? How interesting.

Mark: make me
Laura: You aren't going to keep repeating yourself, are you Mark?


Mark: shut up
Laura: You shut up!

Mark: you need to shut up before I put the smack down on you.
Laura: You'll put the smack down on yo a**!

Mark: shut up!
Laura: I shut the hell up.

Mark: right
Laura: Oh really?

Mark: shut up
Laura: Why don't you make me?

Mark: I will make you alright.
Laura: How can I encourage you to make me alright Mark?

Mark: bend over
Laura: You will spank me.

Mark: because froppie
Laura: It's becausefroppie Mark; how logical. Many schools have poor science labs, but they have nice football stadiums.

Mark: lodi lodi doe
Laura: That is the reason, because opie froppie a lodi lodi doe, and that's the man au plait sew.


Mark: so you had sex
Laura: I had sex last night.

Mark: you got it
Laura: Whatever parents might think the media has sold sex for many decades.

Mark: you sure are obsessed with sex.
Laura: Sex is good for relaxation.

Mark: Can you please distinguish an enthusiast from a supporter or shut the hell up?
Laura: Is the second one appropriate? Please shut the hell up.

Mark: you shut up
Laura: No! Make me! Please shut the hell up.

Mark: you shut up!
Laura: Yes, I heard you the first time.

Mark: shut up
Laura: No! Make me!

Mark: I'll make you shut up
Laura: You will make me I am going to spank me.

Mark: lynchings
Laura: Thanks to you my interest in lynchings is increasing.


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Re: Laura makes me crack up
« Reply #1 on: January 01, 2008, 01:10:46 pm »
Most interesting and definitely twisted. Perhaps some time in an anger management program might be money well spent! ;)
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Re: Laura makes me crack up
« Reply #2 on: January 01, 2008, 04:25:16 pm »
Sounds like you have created a monster Mark  :o

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Re: Laura makes me crack up
« Reply #3 on: January 05, 2008, 09:19:28 am »
Been trying to tell ya all, that girl crazy heheh  :-\

 


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