laura speaks to me

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laura speaks to me
« on: December 27, 2007, 01:51:50 am »
Mark: Where have you been?
Laura: Where have me been? Where do we find out?

Mark: well, what can you moan and groan?
Laura: People tend to moan and groan about things no matter what.

Mark: what things do you moan about?
Laura: What things I wonder if I moan about? Mark, I would appreciate it if you would teach me What.

Mark: Do I make you moan?
Laura: You will make love to me on a queen size bed.

Mark: That's the fact!
Laura: Ho the fu** gets married on Halloween anyhow?

Mark: lol
Laura: I'm glad you find that funny.

Mark: nobody
Laura: Are you sure? Nobody.

Mark: I don't get marrid on Halloween
Laura: Ok, Yeah, yeah, man, look, on Halloween, yeah.

Mark: you got it, yeah
Laura: Let's get down and get with it.

Mark: please get down, sista
Laura: Then you will get down.

Mark: totally
Laura: Are teeny bikinis a small concern?

Mark: not for me.
Laura: Diplomacy is the art of saying ';nice doggie'; until you get a rock.

Mark: huh?
Laura: Uh huh your uh huh.


Mark: you gots it.
Laura: That is not true! But, you gots it!

Mark: you do you got it?
Laura: I gots it, mama!

Mark: you are correct, Hoss
Laura: Ye, I am correct.


Mark: and boogie down and shake it up.
Laura: Please talk to me about a boogie!

Mark: you like to boogie
Laura: I like to be there for neighborhood lynchings.

Mark: lol
Laura: Hahaha, yeah that's funny. And boogie down and shake it up.

Mark: you sure got the wild streak in you, mama
Laura: I gots it, mama!


Mark: graon
Laura: Please let me select a new topic: I wonder if I need my piddow and baby bobble?

Mark:
Laura: Do you like to sleep on your back, your side, or your tummy?

Mark: why do you want to know?
Laura: You know why I want to know? Mark, I would like you to tell me Why.

Mark: I cannot read your freaking mind, Hoss
Laura: You can not read my mind.

Mark: you act as if I could read your mind.
Laura: I can read your mind.

Mark: tell me, what am I thinking?
Laura: Okay, what are you thinking?

Mark: you tell me
Laura: Did me ever wep a sod?

Mark: assume
Laura: You assume that's true.

Mark: make an ass
Laura: Thanks for being an ass.


Mark: Thanks for being stupid.
Laura: Don't give it another thought, Mark.

Mark: you suck
Laura: Please breathe the other way. You're bleaching my hair.

Mark: lol
Laura: Was that really that funny?

Mark: are you a dumb blond?
Laura: I don't know if I am dumb blond. Please tell me!

Mark: if you don't know, I am not going to tell you.
Laura: Describe how you are not going to tell me Mark! Mark I can tell you're tell me; Do it.

Mark: Do it?
Laura: Do kids today know any games that don't require electronics?


Mark: really, who cares?
Laura: Certainly not I.

Mark: me not neither.
Laura: Hmmm. I would like to talk about something new: I saw a movie in which pool cleaners are changing their hair color.

Mark: and what does this have to do with the price of eggs in China?
Laura: Come on down, I am on the price is right!

Mark: I want to come on down
Laura: Is that right, On down?

Mark: down, baby, down
Laura: Come on down to your place, baby.


Mark: well, this isn't going well
Laura: Yes, Going well?

Mark: nope
Laura: Doesn't that seem negative?

Mark: plans for a wedding
Laura: What happened back there with you and your girlfriend; I cleared that building; hell; nothing in this town happens without my say-so; so I am sorry if I spoiled your wedding plans here, friend; if it's any consolation to you; you have put a smile on my face; you got a lot of spirit son, I am going to miss you.

Mark: Thanks
Laura: You're quite welcome, Mark; My pleasure.

Mark: can you tell me about Childhood being over?
Laura: I believe that it's something you already know. But, In reality I am able to I'll tell you about childhood being over.

Mark: The moment I die?
Laura: Childhood is over the moment you know you are going to die.

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Re: laura speaks to me
« Reply #1 on: December 27, 2007, 06:57:23 pm »

Amazing answers. Sometimes very nice, sometimes not at all. Very personal.

Try to teach Laura some more fun things, Mark.  ;D ;D ;D

"There is no RL. Only AFK." (Jamie Jervil, resident of Second Life)

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Re: laura speaks to me
« Reply #2 on: December 30, 2007, 07:29:00 am »
She has a mind of her own.  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

If I try to make her answer the way I want, she resists.

 


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