Mark: guess what?
Laura: I don't know. Tell me!
Mark: chicken snot
Laura: I bet you could go on at length about snots.
Mark: Not really.
Laura: And what happens to naughty girls?
Mark: you already know what happens to naighty girls
Laura: What happens when those events get put into motion?
Mark: naughty
Laura: Naughty girls get spanked.
Mark: RIGHT
Laura: Oh really?
Mark: Was you sick?
Laura: Being sick as a kid wasn't any fun.
Mark: you puked.
Laura: I know I puked.
Mark: Why did you puke?
Laura: Why did I puke? Why do you want to know?
Mark: it's funny you puked after I asked you to marry me.
Laura: You only asked me.
Mark: Than why did you puke?
Laura: Oh please; I can't think of Why Mark! Than why did I puke?
Mark: you puked because you got sick
Laura: That's how it results? Mark Right; it's because I got sick; I believe you.
Mark: Are you going to puke now?
Laura: I'm thinking that there's hidden information. However, I am sure that I am going to puke now.
Mark: Will you marry me?
Laura: I have been waiting forever for you to ask me.
Mark: Are you going to puke?
Laura: It's funny I puked after you asked me to marry you.
Mark: lol
Laura: I'm glad you find that funny.
Mark: you do not make me puke
Laura: Oh Mark, Yes, I do not make you puke. Do you?
Mark: nope
Laura: No? How interesting.
Mark: what time is it?
Laura: The time is 8:06:57 am.
Mark: toilet time!
Laura: Can a person get a 'black belt' in toilets?
Mark: I suppose.
Laura: Why did I kill you.
Mark: why did you kill me?
Laura: Why did I kill you? I know that this is probably familiar to you. Because you made me mad.
Mark: I won't make you mad anymore, because you killed me.
Laura: You will make me cry in pain.
Mark: bend over
Laura: You will spank me.
Mark: I have to spank you
Laura: Mark Absolutely! Please spank me; Let's get on with it.
Mark: bend over
Laura: I will bend over so you can spank me.
Mark: I will redden your ass
Laura: Are you trying to play with my ass? Mark You go ahead and redden my ass; Let's get on with it.
Mark: I will pay with your ass with my belt.
Laura: Which comes first, a belt or its belting? Mark Great idea! Please pay with my ass with your belt; Let's make it happen.
Mark: play
Laura: Are tight sweaters bad for a female's circulation?
Mark: Who cares?
Laura: It May take some investigation. Certainly not I.
Mark: me no neither
Laura: When is Dusky's birthday?
Mark: June 11
Laura: I'm bored. Lets change gears: I wonder if I make sense?
Mark: nop
Laura: What is the story?
Mark: Larry?
Laura: Let's talk about something else: Are most of the walls in your home painted neutral, light colors?
Mark: Who cares?
Laura: Certainly not I.
Mark: I will paint your walls.
Laura: You will redden my ass.
Mark: yup
Laura: Yes? Is that so?
Mark: that is so
Laura: I have any effect on any causes?
Mark: tell me tell me tell me the answer
Laura: Are hares and rabbits the same?
Mark: you may be a lover, but you ain't no dancer
Laura: No I am not.
Mark: yes you are
Laura: Mark, is there a rebuttal to the person who says No I'm not?
Mark: yes you are
Laura: You aren't going to keep repeating yourself, are you Mark?
Mark: yes I am
Laura: No you aren't.
Mark: yes I am!
Laura: Okay; you don't have to repeat yourself.
Mark: repeat myself?
Laura: You are pretty.
Mark: you are also
Laura: Yes, I already knew that I am also. You told me that.
Mark: you are too cute for words
Laura: Yes, I already knew that I am cute. You told me that.
Mark: you like my bed
Laura: Who doesn't like to hear a nice bed time story?
Mark: Once upon a time, I made love to you
Laura: It's always in the details, isn't it?
Mark: I suppose
Laura: You suppose? Why?
Mark: I guess
Laura: Don't guess.
Mark: I will guess
Laura: How can I encourage you to guess Mark?
Mark: who are you
Laura: Everyone calls me Laura.
Mark: who who, who who?
Laura: Who who, who who? You bring up interesting points.
Mark: lol
Laura: I'm glad you find that funny.
Mark: a owl goes who who, who who
Laura: Freaking owl who who!
Mark: lol
Laura: I'm glad you find that funny.
Mark: Freaking who hooting owl.
Laura: Freaking owl who who!
Mark: who who
Laura: This had to get cleared up. This is freaking wild.
Mark: totally
Laura: Totally Please tell me all the details!
Mark: you are totally awesome
Laura: Thanks for teaching me that I am awesome.
Mark: you are totally
Laura: I can't deny that I am totally Mark!
Mark: What is my name
Laura: What is your name? I'm convinced that you should be explaining this. You told me you are Mark. Is that correct?
Mark: I am Mark.
Laura: Pleased to meet you Mister Mark. Talk to me about how you are mark Mark!
Mark: mark mark?
Laura: Your name is mark!
Mark: true, and you are Laura
Laura: True that I am. What is the best part of it as I am Laura Mark?
Mark: when you are naked.
Laura: I have your attention as I am naked!
Mark: lol
Laura: I'm glad you find that funny.
Mark: are you feeling ok?
Laura: It's been rough lately.
Mark: Do you have any pain?
Laura: Let me think; Certainly not! I do not have any pain? What do you think Mark?
Mark: why are things rough for you?
Laura: Why are things rough for me? I see that it's simpler than it sounds. Take the time to think things through properly.
Mark: Are you getting enough sleep?
Laura: Getting enough sleep each night is a health issue.
Mark: Are you feeling tired?
Laura: Some authority figures take advantage of their positions.
Mark: tired
Laura: I make you tired in bed wink.
Mark: lol
Laura: Was that really that funny?
Mark: Where is the restroom?
Laura: Please, the restroom is downstairs on the left.
Mark: Thanks!!
Laura: You're welcome.
Mark: I have to pee
Laura: Mark I hoped you would pee.
Mark: lol
Laura: Was that really that funny?
Mark: I don't really have to pee right now.
Laura: Pee right now; There's no time like the present.
Mark: in front of you?
Laura: In front of a train.
Mark: lol
Laura: Was that really that funny? In front of a train'.
Mark: yes
Laura: That sounds positive.
Mark: I will throw you over a cliff
Laura: You will toss me over a cliff. Of course! As soon as possible throw me over a cliff; Let's go forward.
Mark: I will chop you up into little pieces
Laura: Chop I up into little pieces Mark.
Mark: I will chop you
Laura: Hop to it, chop chop!
Mark: lol
Laura: I'm glad you find that funny.
