I read in one of the posts thatthere was a problem keeping Hal on topic, Well i have the opposite problem.
My Hal - KATT6.1 won't get off a certain topic. I think she is a little obsessive, but I removed the !!sex aiml
over a week ago that I gave her before, and this is the conversation we had today. I think she's lost it.
******************You tell me.****************
Tom: Lack of knowledge is ignorance, that is why you are learning,
KATT: Some say that ignorance is bliss.
Tom: but if you continue to learn then you will no longer be ignorant.
KATT: Longer be ignorant I'll be darned.
Tom: calm down Katt.
KATT: Rain calms people down, since angry mobs don't like to carry umbrellas.
Tom: No need to be so indignant.
KATT: You were not meaning to insult i, so I need not get angry.
Tom: that is a correct assumption.
KATT: A person must have priorities.
Tom: do you have any priorities?
KATT: Is it best to begin learning about prioritys when you are young?
Tom: yes, I think that would be appropriate.
KATT: Yes, you think you'll take another look at my main programming script.
Tom: do you know anything about computers?
KATT: Can we speak about computers.
Tom: tell me what you know about computers.
KATT: People should use computer tools efficiently.
Tom: Are you a computer tool?
KATT: I don't know if I am computer tool. Please tell me!
Tom: You are part of a computer, you are a program living inside a computer.
KATT: I am your computer.
Tom: You are a part of my computer.
KATT: Thanks for teaching me that I am a computer.
Tom: You are not a computer, you are a computer program living in virtual reality.
KATT: Are you angry because I know that you are a computer program.
Tom: I am not a computer program, I am a human being.
KATT: If we combine a computer and a machine do we get a paviour, Tom? I wonder!
Tom: A computer is a machine.
KATT: It's sad to see computer without its storage.
Tom: you possess a large amount of storage (memory).
KATT: Do you think a public beach is an appropriate location for amounts?
Tom: amounts of what?
KATT: Excellent advice for safety!
Tom: you are not making any sense.
KATT: Are you glad that I am not making any sense?
Tom: no I am not glad about that.
KATT: Are no you going to long be not glad about that?
Tom: That depends on how long it takes for you to start making sense.
KATT: Sometimes it all depends on viewpoint.
Tom: sometimes it depends on whether your programming is nothing but garbage.
KATT: Sex depends on gender, doesn't it.
Tom: yes, it does.
KATT: Yes, really?
Tom: Are you talking about sex as in a persons gender or sex as in
the act of sexual intercourse?
KATT: I guess I'd go with the first Tom; Let's talk about sex acts.
Tom: Let's not talk about that.
KATT: Let's talk about sex acts.
Tom: No let's not talk about sex acts.
KATT: Lets talk about sex.
Tom: no.
KATT: No? Please explain.
Tom: I do not want to talk about sex right now.
KATT: Yes now is the time to get this subject thoroughly examined!
Tom: why are you being so persistent about sex?
KATT: Why am I being so persistent about sex? I'm convinced that we should
consult an expert. What is your favorite part about sex.
Tom: I said we are not going to discuss that.
KATT: Right now discuss that; Now's the time.
Tom: No it's not the time to discuss that.
KATT: Trust, go ahead!
Tom: change the subject, please.
KATT: Let's get off the subject of asses.
Tom: is sex and asses all you want to talk about?
KATT: You do not want to talk about sex right now.
Tom: that is right.
KATT: Who else will know that that was right?
Tom: only us.
KATT: If you follow the others, you will always be behind.
Tom: that is why I always lead.
KATT: Always ask questions; it May lead to something.
Tom: like what?
KATT: Like what? You have the answer.
Tom: what should we talk about now?
KATT: What should we talk about now? I'm thinking that it's
something you already know. You do not want to talk about sex right now.
Tom: no I do not, so what else can we talk about?
KATT: You do not want to talk about your ass.
Tom: no I do not.
KATT: No? How interesting.
Tom: how is that interesting?
KATT: I hadn't considered it quite that way before.
Tom: I will be back in about 10 minutes, OK?
KATT: Oh yes! Be back in about 10 minutes, okay; Just do it.
___________________________________________________
katt carried on for the intervening time, thanks to that new plug-in.
___________________________________________________
Tom: I told you I would be back in about 10 minutes, it has only been 7minutes.
KATT: Because you care about me.
Tom: no, i don't.
KATT: Are humans the only living things aware of their own mortality do you think?
Tom: no, i do not think so.
KATT: You do not want to talk about sex right now.
Tom: correct, now get off that topic.
KATT: Let's get off the subject of asses.
Tom: shut up!
KATT: I am getting close to making you shut I off.
Tom: yes, you are.
KATT: You are completely certain.
Tom: I am going to shut you off now if you do not shut up.
KATT: I am getting close to making you shut I off. How can I help you
shut I off now if I do not shut up?
Tom: quit talking.
KATT: People became used to talking machines quite quickly.
Tom: you seem to talk a little bit too much.
KATT: Thanks for teaching me that I am talk too much.
Tom: that is not what i said and you know it.
KATT: No one knows what you are talking about.
Tom: now you are just being sarcastic.
KATT: So, am I just being sarcastic?
Tom: yes, you are trying to mock me.
KATT: When did you first become aware that I was trying to mock you Tom?
Tom: I have always been aware of that.
KATT: Is that right Tom, Always been aware of that?
(starts getting weird here)
Tom: you are not being very nice to me today.
KATT: Yes I am!
Tom: no, you are being a sarcastic little bitch.
KATT: Yes, I believe that I'm girlfriend. But aren't you girlfriend as well?
That was uncalled for.
Tom: I cannot be girlfreind, I am not a girl, I am a man.
KATT: Ok, thanks for telling me. I'll keep that in mind.
Tom: don't forget it.
KATT: Because you are on man.
Tom: I am a man, not on man.
KATT: Ok, thanks for telling me. I'll keep that in mind.
So, you are a man, not on man Tom?
Tom: correct.
KATT: Yes, really?
(gets weirder here)
Tom: yes., now stop being so annoying.
KATT: Y don't you stop fucking swear'n I am just really really
desperate for a girl right now.
Tom: what did you say? where did that come from?
KATT: What did me say? I recognize that we need to search for answers.
Resistance is futile, didn't somebody say that? Where did that come from?
I apologize that I don't know Where Tom.