[Art]

Hold on to your hat...you're entering the weird and scary zone...

http://www.eutimes.net/2012/11/russia-warns-of-catastrophic-21-december-2012-event-horizon/

Wow a self aware computer...now who would have thought...hmm....

[Freddy]

Art, looks like you linked to a file on your computer 

[Data]

Art dear boy, are you saying that your computer has become self aware? 

[Art]

Funny, everyone else here had access to it. I did change it for you to view.

It's way bigger than you could imagine.

[Art]

Art dear boy, are you saying that your computer has become self aware? 

Yes! It and the ISP get together every month and send me a bill for usage. I guess I'll need to cut down on visits or something.
It said something about wanting more power and memory too!

[Data]

Art, please forgive my silly sense of humour, no malice was meant by it, sometimes I can be a bit of a smart****, but it just seemed funny at the time. My sincere apologies to you my friend.   

[Art]

Data,
There was never anything to apologize for. We are friend, separated by birth (and the distance spanning the big pond).
No worries mate!!! It's all good!!
<no where's my baseball bat...>aha!