[Art]

Have you Foiled? No...not with those skinny, whippy swords. Not one to hold but rather to Ride!

Single person Watercraft might never be quite the same. The Hydrofoil/surfboard device. Looks like loads of fun.

It's only $12,000 so why not pick up one for the entire family!! WHAT?!
Maybe some places would let you rent them for a couple of hours instead of having you buy one (or 6)!

https://store.liftfoils.com/

[LOCKSUIT]

I know korrelan is really going to be into this!

We gotta come together and help combine our money to buy him a new year's present for 2020.

Nothing else could concern us!

[Korrelan]

I know korrelan is really going to be into this!

Ok, this is just a weird thing to say... even weirder than usual I might add.

Wtf, why am I suddenly being singled out?

Have you found an online picture of me and now have a crush on my rugged good looks?

 

[LOCKSUIT]

Cus there's no way being so busy and and putting all your money towards computers that you can take up a profession of efoiling the oceans anytime soon haha.

[HS]

Hey!   

I live right by the ocean! And my good looks are sooo rugged that I can camouflage amid the barnacles!
Dat board should be mine!!!!!

[Art]

Hmm...let's see...it can carry a person or perhaps two, uses a battery instead of petrol, has a motor, is steerable and has a throttle, is able to go in navigable waters, therefore it should require an operators test and certificate or license. You, the owner/operator must show proof that you have taken and successfully passed an approved lifesaving course and must produce a marine certificate of inspection proving the vessel to be seaworthy, necessary stamps and ID numbers/letters affixed to it to show compliance with the above-mentioned items, Safety items such as onboard fire extinguisher and life ring or other approved flotation device, one per person, signal flares and extra batteries for proper navigation and lighting for or during evening or nighttime use. Please Pay for the processing and recording of all the above-mentioned fees, stamps and taxes due to the clerk, before exiting the building. 

[HS]

Oh, come on!

[LOCKSUIT]

Time to go to The Pirate Bay

Get it?

[HS]

Ah, Tortuga... 

[LOCKSUIT]

Korr could always buy a efoil and train his AGI on it, in the deepest parts of the ocean storms!! What a ride!

Be all like "Watch THIS! 1-shot learning brah!"


(Deep Learning in Deep Oceans)

[Korrelan]

I tried water skiing once... erm... no.

I'm sensible to the point of being boring, my days of playing Rugga are over.

I plan to make billions and meet my demise in my own private helicopter crash.