[Freddy]

I hope some of those are real.  I liked the colour printer one 

[squarebear]

On a similar note:

A woman called the Canon help desk with a problem with her printer. The tech asked her if she was "running it under windows." The woman responded, "No, my desk is next to the door. But that is a good point. The man sitting in the cubicle next to me is under a window and his printer is working fine."

[Data]

Had a good laugh at Arts and squarebears funnys.

Good ones   

[Freddy]

Hehe 

[Art]

Good one Steve!!

[Art]

How to Get to Heaven from Ireland

I was testing children in my Dublin Sunday school class to see if they understood the concept of getting to heaven. I asked them, 'If I sold my house and my car, had a big garage sale and gave all my money to the church, would that get me into heaven?'

'NO!', the children answered.

'If I cleaned the church every day, mowed the garden, and kept everything tidy, would that get me into heaven?'

Again, the answer was, 'NO!'

By now, I was starting to smile. 'Well, then, if I was kind to animals and gave sweets to all the children, and loved my husband, would that get me into heaven?'

Again, they all answered, 'NO!'.

I was just bursting with pride for them.   I continued, ' Then how can I get into heaven?'

A six year-old boy shouted out:

"You've gotta be fookin' dead!"
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It's a curious race, the Irish. 

[Duskrider]

I love it.

[Freddy]

 

[Freddy]

[DaveMorton]

Sandee would have bleeped his bleep, I think.

[Diesel]

I enjoyed that, very good.

[Art]

ROTFLMAO!!! Great find Freddy!!!

[Art]

Billing:
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A doctor and a lawyer were talking at a party.

Their conversation was constantly interrupted by people describing their ailments and asking the doctor for free medical advice.

After an hour of this, the exasperated doctor asked the lawyer, "What do you do to stop people from asking you for legal advice when you're out of the office?"

"I give it to them," replied the lawyer, "and then I send them a bill."

The doctor was shocked, but agreed to give it a try.

The next day, still feeling slightly guilty, the doctor prepared the bills.

When he went to place them in his mailbox, he found a bill from the lawyer. 

[infurl]

Good one Art. For what it's worth, I have two sisters back in Queensland. One of them is a doctor and the other one is a lawyer. Years ago I decided that moving the 3000 kilometres to Tasmania was just about the minimum safe distance away from them.

[Duskrider]

What a neat idea.
I have two friends who are forever asking computer advice.
Been going on for years. 
I should send bills but afraid it's too late.   They wouldn't pay.  They friends and use to free advice.