[Freddy]

 

[Freddy]

The Bathtub Test

During a visit to the mental asylum, l asked the
director how do You determine whether or not a
patient should be institutionalized. "Well," said the
director, "we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a tea-
spoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask
him or her to empty the bathtub."

“Oh, I understand,” l said. "A normal person: would
use the bucket because it's bigger than the spoon
or the teacup." "No.” said the director, "A normal
person would pull the plug. Do you want a bed,
near the window?"

[squarebear]

Haha! I like it.

[Bragi]

 
Guess I'm checking in...

[Art]

Heh...heh...me too!!!

[DaveMorton]

I "stole" this from Freddy... Hehe.

The Haircut

One day a florist went to Fred for a haircut. After the cut he asked about his bill and the barber replied, 'I cannot accept money from you, I'm doing community service this week.' The florist was pleased and left the shop. When the barber went to open his shop the next morning, there was a 'thank you' card and a dozen roses waiting for him at his door.

Later, a cop comes in for a haircut, and when he tries to pay his bill, the barber again replied, 'I cannot accept money from you, I'm doing community service this week.' The cop was happy and left the shop. The next morning when the barber went to open up, there was a 'thank you' card and a dozen donuts waiting for him at his door.

Then a Member of Parliament came in for a haircut, and when he went to pay his bill, the barber again replied, 'I cannot accept money from you I'm doing community service this week.' The Politician was very happy and left the shop. The next morning, when the barber went to open up, there were a dozen Members of Parliament lined up waiting for a free haircut.

And that, my friends, illustrates the fundamental difference between the citizens of our country and the politicians who run it.

REMEMBER, POLITICIANS AND DIAPERS SHOULD BE CHANGED OFTEN AND FOR THE SAME REASON
If you don't forward this you have no sense of humor.

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Good steal     

[Freddy]

Bit early/late but I will forget otherwise...

I went to the hardware shop the other day and said to the guy behind the counter 'I'd like some nails please'.

He said 'Fine, how long do you want them?'.

'I was hoping I could keep them' I replied.

[squarebear]

<---- enters thread
reads Freddy's joke
leaves thread quickly 

[Freddy]

Hehe - that bad huh ?   

[DaveMorton]

Freddy, I don't think that "bad" was quite the right word, but darn it, every time I try to look up a more suitable word, my thesaurus bursts into flames!

[Art]

Sorry Freddy, THOSE nails are on RENTAL this week and DO bring them back straightened!!

[Freddy]

Ok since everyone has suddenly become a comedian how about this 

A man walks into a store to buy a Barbie doll for his daughter. “How much is that Barbie in the window?”, he asks the shop assistant.

In a manner she responds, “Which Barbie? We have Barbie Goes to the Gym for $19.95, Barbie Goes to the Ball for $19.95, Barbie Goes Shopping for $19.95, Barbie Goes to the Beach for $19.95, Barbie Goes Nightclubbing for $19.95, and Divorced Barbie for $395.00.”

The guy asks, “Why is Divorced Barbie different from all the others ?

“That’s obvious,” the assistant states, “Divorced Barbie comes with Ken’s house, Ken’s car, Ken’s boat, Ken’s furniture… “

[DaveMorton]

 

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