[Freddy]

 

[Korrelan]

I'm not sure if this has been posted before... it's always good for smile though...



 

[Art]

I remember that one. Great stuff! I've got a 'Nothing Box' too!

[infurl]

I've been married nearly 30 years and I can vouch for the truth of what he's saying.

[Korrelan]

30 years... omg... congratulations (no pun indented) I was divorced twice at 28 (yes I have really bad judgement)... Interesting story the last one went insane and was committed (seriously) oh! I can pick em!... No.3 the charm though... I think I've finally figured it out... shut the fu*k up and do as I'm told... 'Yes dear' is my new mantra... hmmmm... ROFL.

I love my 'nothing' box. I have a en suite nothing box... it has a pool and bar too... lol.

[kei10]

Well, I definitely disliked the nothing box for sure. LOL

[Korrelan]

Meh! Life is a journey... it's all good (useful). We are the sum of our learning and experiences.

I like the person I am and would not change anything in my past no matter how detrimental.

Even the fact you read this thread will effect you... and your life.

Ain't being human fun...

 

Edit: And now you have posted that will effect me...

[kei10]

Butterfly effect, butterfly effect everywhere...

[Art]

Meh! Life is a journey... it's all good (useful). We are the sum of our learning and experiences.

I like the person I am and would not change anything in my past no matter how detrimental.

Even the fact you read this thread will effect you... and your life.

Ain't being human fun...

 

Edit: And now you have posted that will effect me...

Ahh...but something Else had to have affected you for you to Edit your post! See how the tumbleweed rolls....

[Art]

When I get "called out" for not remembering something I offer my explanation as follows:

My brain is of a certain size and is only capable of holding a certain amount of information. As such, if or when the case arises that I need to learn or remember something new, I must first get rid of something old in order to make room. Think of it as the closet in your mind that's almost full.

Hopefully, my method will keep me from burning my neurons or causing a "blue screen of death" to occur somewhere in my brain.

It is my method. You may adopt it to suit your particular needs if desired (or if you are in need of a plausible excuse for being forgetful!)...

[kei10]

I definitely don't want to forget anything. Every memories of mine are equivalent to my experience.

I hate when I forget how to sleep, literally...

Seriously.

[infurl]

[Freddy]

[kei10]

Next gen Amazon Alexa to your doorstep, buy now!
... Pfftt--

[Freddy]

LEAVE it to a FARMER

A farmer died leaving his 17 horses to his 3 sons.

When his sons opened up the Will it read:

My eldest son should get 1/2 (half) of total horses;

My middle son should be given 1/3rd (one-third) of the total horses;

My youngest son should be given 1/9th (one-ninth) of the total horses.

As it’s impossible to divide 17 into half or 17 by 3 or 17 by 9, the three sons started to fight with each other.

So, they decided to go to a farmer friend who they considered quite smart, to see if he could work it out for them.

The farmer friend read the Will patiently, and after giving due thought, he brought one of his own horses over and added it to the 17.

That increased the total to 18 horses.

Now, he divided the horses according to their father’s will.

Half of 18 = 9. So he gave the eldest son 9 horses.

1/3rd of 18 = 6. So he gave the middle son 6 horses.

1/9th of 18 = 2. So he gave the youngest son 2 horses.

Now add up how many horses they have:

Eldest son- 9
Middle son- 6
Youngest son- 2

TOTAL = 17

Now this leaves one horse over, so the farmer friend takes his horse back to his farm……

Problem solved! Just leave it to a farmer!