[Art]

Jokes about German sausage are the wurst!

[Art]

I distrust camels...

and anyone else who can go a week without a drink!

[Korrelan]

 

[Art]

 

That was really cool!

And here I thought Plumbus discovered America....

[Korrelan]

 

ED: I have literally no idea why I created that... a typical case of 'just because you can, doesn't mean you should' lol... I just read your comment and before I knew it i'd done it... yeah! I'm loosing my marbles allright! 

 

[Korrelan]

 

[Freddy]

Great   I've seen the ride footage before as a standalone video, but not the story.

[Art]

Misunderstood

Wife texts husband on a cold winter morning:
"Windows frozen, won't open."

Husband texts back:
"Gently pour some lukewarm water over it
and then gently tap edges with hammer."

Wife texts back 10 minutes later:
"Computer really messed up now!"

[Art]

HOME NEEDED

This is Lexi, she’s an 8 week old German Shepherd pup.
 
I bought Lexi as a surprise for my wife but it turns out
she is allergic to dogs so we are now looking to find her
a new home.
 
  She is 68 years old, an attractive and caring woman who drives,
is a great cook and keeps a clean house.

[Freddy]

  Very good.

[Art]

First time to the big city.

This is great...

https://www.chonday.com/28683/farbsici6/

[onthecuttingedge]

First time to the big city.

This is great...

https://www.chonday.com/28683/farbsici6/

rOfLol O.o I couldn't control myself.

[Art]

The most interesting dinosaur was the thesaurus, who kept paraphrasing the other dinosaurs.

[LOCKSUIT]

Dropout - When you lose all of your work on your computer.

[Art]

Sometimes things just happen...