[Art]

OK...it's not Friday but this is more of a Christmas Funny that I just saw!!

[Freddy]

Two racehorses are in a stable. One says to the other, “You know, before that last race …”

“The one that you won?” asks the other horse.

“Yeah, before that race, I felt a pinch in my hindquarters.”

The other horse says, “Funny, I felt a pinch in my hindquarters before the race that I won.”

A dog walking by says, “You idiots, you’re being doped. They’re injecting you with a drug to make you faster!”

The first horse turns to the other and says, “Hey, a talking dog!”

[Korrelan]

@Art

I tried your last suggestion but soon ran out of children.

 

[Art]

Haha! Yeah...One is the loneliest number...

And we wonder why our chatbots have such a difficult time with English usage!
I shot an elephant in my pajamas!

Really? I didn't know they wore those or Gosh...how'd it ever manage to put them on?
Typical Groucho Marxx expressions! (look him up...those who are still wet behind the ears).

[Don Patrick]

I used an IP cam for the base of a robot head, but there's just one problem when it starts up...

[Freddy]

Oh dear! Technical difficulties with the singularity 

Did you make all that yourself? Nice design 

[LOCKSUIT]

You know, when I think back to 2015 August 15th when I first started learning about AI, indeed it's really funny how only about 2 months later I made a meeting with a Computer Science professor and tried telling him "I got it".

[LOCKSUIT]

Why is Santa's sack so big?

Because Santa only comes once a year!

[Don Patrick]

Did you make all that yourself? Nice design 

Thanks  , it's an expansion of the 2D face that I designed for my AI, largely inspired by Transformers.
I wrote a tutorial for how to build your own while I was at it. Though naturally, I would want others not to use the exact same design.

[LOCKSUIT]

Thursday is close to Friday.

Jim went to his mom's house for Christmas Eve. He asked his family a question. Here's what they had to say:

Bibby: I no no, I don't hab a opinion yet, ask Sam.
Sam: Um, let me think about that one, maybe, I know some things about that. I think you shouldn't. But ask Grandpa.
Grandpa: I know everything about life! Who you think you are talking to! Jim, there's only one way you can invent AGI, and it's gonna be Bayesian. Period.

[LOCKSUIT]

AI memes.

[Art]

Dilbert creates a Simulated World!!

I found this to be quite humorous as only Dilbert can be with his dry yet determined take on things.

[LOCKSUIT]

Just how they say you feel powerful like a man when you stand bipedal up from where you evolved from ,

I get this ape feeling when I get on my fours.

[Art]

And then your keeper zaps you in the rear with that electric prod, with a Zzzaaappppptt! You then scurry back off to your cage wondering what just happened?!

[LOCKSUIT]

"eject the contents of the stomach through the mouth"

got that from a dictionary