[Art]

DEAR NEIGHBOR:


Hi, George. This is Richard, next door. I've a confession to make.
I've been riddled with guilt for a few months and have been trying to
get up the courage to tell you face-to-face. At least I'm telling you
in this text I can't live with myself a minute longer without your
knowing about this. The truth is, when you're not around, I've been
sharing your wife, day and night. Probably much more than you. I
haven't been getting it at home recently. I know that's no excuse. The
temptation was just too great. I can't live with the guilt & hope
you'll accept my sincere apology and forgive me.

Please suggest a fee for usage and I'll pay you.

- Richard

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NEIGHBOR'S RESPONSE:

George, feeling enraged and betrayed, grabbed his gun, went next door,
and shot Richard dead. He returned home, shot his wife, poured himself
a stiff drink and sat down on the sofa. George then looked at his

phone and discovered a second text message from Richard.
 
SECOND TEXT MESSAGE:

Hi, George. Richard here again. Sorry about the typo on my last text.
I assume you figured it out and noticed that the darned Spell-Check
had changed "wi-fi" to "wife." Technology, huh? It'll be the death of
us all.

[Freddy]

"Before you criticize a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you do criticize him, you'll be a mile away and have his shoes."

- Steve Martin.

[HS]

History Vlogs of the Future: (excerpt 1)
...In a surprising turn of evolution, illiterate polygamists with a shoe centered kleptomania have inherited the earth...

[LOCKSUIT]

"imagine if this was the first video that someone watched of jenna marbles"
"I love the fact that after hundreds of thousands of years of evolution, this is where we are"
"He looks like he's being held hostage"
"Kermit looks like a gay college art student in that outfit"

Every part of this video is extremely funny...Also her other videos of the dogs are too.

Once you come accustom to the video, here is 2 parts to see also. One of my favorite parts is at 0:59 - talks about her simple n he is on table. Also 3:20.

[LOCKSUIT]

We probably notice all the unexpectedness above, like the dog is sitting still...wearing clothes...sitting ON a chair...sleeping standing up... Jenna sitting near him OMG...and putting up with Jenna...WEARING SUNGLASSES....and, so on...

[Art]

Great Quote:

YOU MATTER
Unless you multiply yourself by the speed of light squared...
Then YOU ENERGY!!

 

[Art]

Back in my day we had Nine Planets!! 

[LOCKSUIT]

The biggest joke is github. You go there, because you're interested in the AI tools you heard about. And you want to try them out. But then it tells you:

REQUIREMENTS:
Keras
TensorFlow
spacy
numpy
gensim
pyTorch

And you're like OH % forget I ever looked at code or their nets!

Then you find out later that all you do is go to cmd and enter:

pip install Keras
pip install TensorFlow
pip install spacy
pip install numpy
pip install gensim
pip install pyTorch

Then you're like YOU MORONS !!!!

[Art]

Just remember:

No matter how much
you push the envelope...
it'll still be stationary.

[Art]

You are dust and you will
return to dust...

That's why I do not Dust...
It could be someone I know.

 

[Korrelan]

 

[Art]

I was recently asked, "What do you think of those gaudy, overly expensive wrist watches?"

It came to me in a second, "A waste of "Time". 

[Korrelan]

Accordion to a recent survey, replacing words with the names of musical instruments in a sentence often goes undetected.

 

[LOCKSUIT]

I see what you did there
I didn't novice it until later

[Art]

Harp the herald angels sing...