[HS]

The diminutive weevil strode verily through the vexatious underbrush. 

[Art]

And didn't even bump his little head.

[Art]

And for your Punny Friday (or weekend)...

My fear of moving stairs is escalating!

I'm terrified of elevators and I'm taking steps to avoid them!

Past, Present, and Future walked into a bar...it was tense!

Saw a baguette at the Zoo. It was bread in captivity!

[LOCKSUIT]

"As my body was carried towards the brightness above, I felt a serene sense of weightlessness, as if I had been returned to my mother's womb. I ascended into a plane which could only be eternity. I was in Heaven. Surrounding me was a glorious feast of fish. Heavenly beings draped in brightly colored robes bathed me and shouted praises, but alas, it was not my time. "Go back you fat fuck!" they begged. I hesitated, but thoughts of my family began to return."

https://www.reddit.com/r/WTF/comments/bugavb/well_wtf/

[LOCKSUIT]

I couldn't wait till Friday, I had an unforeseen urgency, calling to me from somewhere. Suddenly, it came, like the delivery truck dropping off a fresh package. And it was time. I rushed to the back of the house and took a crap.

"Crapper held nine patents, three of them for water closet improvements such as the floating ballcock, but none was for the flush toilet itself."

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thomas_Crapper

I knew it was cumming:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alexander_Cumming

[Korrelan]

 

[LOCKSUIT]

[Art]

I wonder what was thrown into the drum at around the 2:28-2:29 mark?
It almost looks like a... well, I leave it for you to make your own guesses.
I can't say for sure but I really hope not...
It could be some kind of old rag or mop head...
Here's a couple of captures:

[HS]

A shame. RIP, small animal.

EDIT: RIP motor! 

EDIT: Oh, RIP to the video creator then. I can always respect wild experiments. What a roller-coaster.

[ivan.moony]

No way, no one  is that much mean.

[Freddy]

I like how you have faith in people Ivan

Edit: This is from the feed of the guy that actually filmed it, now passed away it seems. This is much clearer and in the comments he mentions...

and if you have any doubts about what went in around the 3:40 mark, it was a motor from a similar machine, not a cat or dog like some idiots are claiming!.... sicko's!

[HS]

I heartily recommend! 

[LOCKSUIT]

It makes you laugh and chuckle and feel butterflies inside.

[ivan.moony]

[LOCKSUIT]

I was watching this video below at the shocking 1:11 in low slow mo but then I found the next video below and said ok I'm done searching for today.