[claude2]

LOL Gt40, and without subscription!

[Freddy]

Who do we go to when it goes wrong 

[claude2]

Freddy uhm, it's simple Orange France Telecom god, bless your wallet!

[Duskrider]

Saint Peter is sitting at the Pearly Gates when two guys wearing dark hoodies, and sagging pants, arrive.
St. Peter looked out through the Gates and said, "Wait here. I’ll be right back."
St. Peter goes over to God's chambers and tells him who is waiting for entrance.
God says to Peter: "How many times do I have to tell you? You can't be judgmental here. This is heaven. All are loved. All are brothers. Go back and let them in!"
St. Peter goes back to the Gates, looks around, and lets out a heavy sigh. He returns to God's chambers and says, “Well, they're gone."
“The guys wearing hoodies?" asked God.
"No. The Pearly Gates."

[Freddy]

Hehe very good 

[Art]

At St. Peter's Catholic Church in Adelaide, they have weekly husbands marriage seminars.

At the session last week, the priest asked Giuseppe, who said he was approaching his 50th wedding anniversary, to take a few minutes and share some insight into how he had managed to stay married to the same woman all these years.

Giuseppe replied to the assembled husbands, "Wella, I'va tried to treat her nice, spenda da money on her, but besta of all is, I tooka her to Italy for the 25th anniversary!'

The priest responded, "Giuseppe, you are an amazing inspiration to all the husbands here! Please tell us what you are planning for your wife for your 50th anniversary?"
 
Giuseppe proudly replied, "I gonna go pick her up."

[Freddy]

Wow where did the summer go 

Oh well....I found these funny...

Warning - some rude words 

http://rats-funnybone.com/25-funny-auto-correct-fails/

[Art]

I came across this in an obscure posting on a website somewhere but the actual source is lost to me.

It is...however, quite the comparison between Creation and Evolution. Also quite humorous!!

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"Someday, robots will split into 2 sects - one that believe in an all powerful human creator,
and another that believe they evolved slowly from pocket calculators and roombas." 

[Freddy]

I like that. Of course if they were evolutionists they would have to ask what the calculator evolved from !

[Freddy]

What's in a name ?

Mistype AiDreams and you might find yourself here...

[squarebear]

Strange you should post that but I mentioned to a farmer friend of mine that I was into AI and he thought I meant artificial insemination!

[claude2]

It's a joke of my facebook friend arff!

[claude2]

Other Joke Facebook Friend.

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[Freddy]

Funny especially the bear 

[claude2]

Good joke!