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Re: Friday Funny
« Reply #360 on: October 03, 2014, 12:32:34 pm »
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 :)
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Re: Friday Funny
« Reply #361 on: October 03, 2014, 12:37:17 pm »
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Re: Friday Funny
« Reply #362 on: October 03, 2014, 12:39:12 pm »
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Re: Friday Funny
« Reply #363 on: October 03, 2014, 01:05:25 pm »
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 :2funny:
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Re: Friday Funny
« Reply #364 on: October 03, 2014, 01:14:36 pm »
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Re: Friday Funny
« Reply #365 on: October 05, 2014, 07:33:52 pm »
Just came upon these "nerdy" jokes and thought them to be appropriate for this demented forum of nerdologists.
If you don't get the humor behind these ask a science teacher...or Google.


1. I’m reading a great book on anti-gravity. I can’t put it down.

2. I have a new theory on inertia but it doesn’t seem to be gaining momentum.

3. Why can’t atheists solve exponential equations? Because they don’t believe in higher powers.

4. Schrodinger’s cat walks into a bar. And doesn’t.

5. Do you know the name Pavlov? It rings a bell.

6. A group of protesters in front of a physics lab:
“What do we want?”.
“Time travel”
“When do we want it?”.
“Irrelevant.”

7. What does a subatomic duck say? Quark!

8. A neutron walks into a bar and asks how much for a beer. Bartender replies “For you, no charge”.

9. Two atoms are walking along. One of them says:
“Oh, no, I think I lost an electron.”
“Are you sure?”
“Yes, I’m positive.”

10. An optimist sees a glass half full. A pessimist sees it half empty. An engineer sees it twice as large as it needs to be.
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Re: Friday Funny
« Reply #366 on: October 05, 2014, 08:04:22 pm »
 ;D Very good !
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Re: Friday Funny
« Reply #367 on: October 05, 2014, 08:28:00 pm »
This is a good summary :)
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Re: Friday Funny
« Reply #368 on: October 06, 2014, 12:38:25 pm »
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Re: Friday Funny
« Reply #369 on: October 07, 2014, 01:15:54 am »
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 ::)
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Re: Friday Funny
« Reply #370 on: October 07, 2014, 01:19:10 am »
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Re: Friday Funny
« Reply #371 on: October 07, 2014, 01:25:02 am »
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Re: Friday Funny
« Reply #372 on: October 07, 2014, 01:27:06 am »
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Re: Friday Funny
« Reply #373 on: October 07, 2014, 01:31:10 am »
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 :2funny:
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Re: Friday Funny
« Reply #374 on: October 07, 2014, 11:56:33 am »
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