[Freddy]

Good one Dusky 

[Data]

I did have a chuckle at that Dusky, thanks for posting. 

[DaveMorton]

DO NOT READ UNTIL FRIDAY!!!

One day, a successful, but stressed-out businessman is driving down the coast highway to "let off some steam", when his luxury sports car car breaks down, and he is forced to pull over. Just as he opens his door on the narrow shoulder of the road, a large truck passes by and rips the door right off the vehicle. Instantly enraged over the damage, the man gets out of his now mangled car and starts screaming, "My car! My beautiful car!"

At this point, an old man pulls up in his old, beat up sedan, and tries to get the guy to calm down. "It's only a car, and can be fixed, Mister", the old man says, but it has no effect on the angry businessman, so the old man tries another approach.

"You know, you're so busy worrying about your car, you didn't see that your arm has been ripped off in the accident, too!", said the old man; to which the businessman replied, "Holy cow! You're right! MY ROLEX!!! MY ROLEX!!!"

[Bragi]

double 

[Freddy]

Haha 

[Data]

Good one Dave 

[squarebear]

Here is one you might like for a Friday:

Two tourists were driving through Wales. At Llanfairpwllgwyngllgogerychwryndrobwllyantsllyogogogoch, they stopped for lunch and one tourist asked the waitress, "Before we order, could you please settle an argument for us? Would you please pronounce where we are.. very slowly?"

The blonde waitress leaned over and said,

"Burrr-gurrr-Kinngg..."

[Duskrider]

cute cute
i like it   

[Freddy]

haha very good 

[DaveMorton]

Mere emoticons simply can't express this:

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA HAHAHAHAHA {hic!} HAHAHAHAHA {hic!} HAHAHAHA {gasp!}{cough!}{hic!}{choke!}

There' you've done it! I've swallowed my ADENOIDS!

[Bragi]

 
Now if ony we had burger king over here. I once had an Hondurian colleague who loved them so much that he drove all the way from Antwerp to Amsterdam to get some. He used to by a bunch of sandwiches and stuff them in the freezer   

[squarebear]

It's Friday again, so here's one that might make you smile:

A highly excited man rang up for an ambulance. "Quickly, come quickly", he shouted, "My wife's about to have a baby."
"Is this her first baby?" asked the operator.
"No, you fool", came the reply, "It's her husband.".

[Freddy]

Hehe, it took me a minute for the penny to drop

[Bragi]

 

[Freddy]

AT THE DOCTOR'S OFFICE

A gorgeous young redhead goes into the doctor's office and said that her body hurt wherever she touched it.

"Impossible!" says the doctor. "Show me."

The redhead took her finger, pushed on her left breast and screamed, then she pushed her elbow and screamed in even more. She pushed her knee and screamed; likewise she pushed her ankle and screamed. Everywhere she touched made her scream.

The doctor said, "You're not really a redhead, are you?

"Well, no" she said, "I'm actually a blonde."

"I thought so," the doctor said. "Your finger is broken."