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Hello  Friend! 

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[Freddy]

  Really funny things Claude - especially the cat ones 

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Thank you Freddy!    They are lovely!

[Art]

Time for a few good ones sent from my friend, Duskrider!

~ Robert Benchley...
I have kleptomania, but when it gets bad, I take something for it.

~ George Roberts..
The first piece of luggage on the airport carousel never belongs to anyone.

~ Warren Tantum... (School photo album).
I don't believe in astrology.  I am a Sagittarius and we're very skeptical.

~ Johnny Carson...
If life were fair, Elvis would still be alive today and all the impersonators would be dead.

~ Arnold Schwarzenegger...
Having more money doesn't make you happier. I have 50 million dollars,
but I'm just as happy as when I had 48 million.

[Art]

A few more in this line:

~ Robin Hall...
Lawyers believe a person is innocent until proven broke.

~ Spike Milligan...
The best cure for Sea Sickness, is to sit under a tree.

~ Prince Philip...
When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife.

  ~ Jean Kerr...
The only reason they say 'Women and children first' is to test the strength of the lifeboats.

~ Howard Hughes...
I'm not a paranoid, deranged millionaire. I'm a billionaire.

[DemonRaven]

I think this post is my favorite one. I enjoy getting a laugh out of all the posts.

[Freddy]

Really good Art. I liked the Arnie one best.

[Art]

Yeah, a Friday Funny on Tuesday but hey, you've got to act when you find them!!

From one of those programming snafu's that a well-intentioned programmer might experience.
So much for breakfast...

[Freddy]

Haha