[Art]

I rear-ended a car this morning. So, there we were alongside
the road and slowly the other driver got out of his car.
You know how sometimes you just get soooo stressed and little
things just seem funny?

Yeah, well I couldn't believe it... he was a DWARF!!!

He stormed over to my car, looked up at me, and shouted, 'I AM NOT HAPPY!'

So, I looked down at him and said, 'Well, then which one are you?'
 
And then the fight started.

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My wife and I were sitting at a table at my high
school reunion, and I kept staring at a drunken lady swigging
her drink as she sat alone at a nearby table.

My wife asked, 'Do you know her?'
'Yes,' I sighed, 'She's my old girlfriend. I understand
she took to drinking right after we split up those many
years ago, and I hear she hasn't been sober since.'
 
'My God!' says my wife, 'who would think a person could
go on celebrating that long?'
 
And then the fight started.

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Saturday morning I got up early, quietly dressed, made my lunch, grabbed
the dog, and slipped quietly into the garage. I hooked up the boat up
to the truck, and proceeded to back out into a torrential down pour.

The wind was blowing 50 mph, so I pulled back into the garage, turned on
the radio, and discovered that the weather would be bad all day.

I went back into the house, quietly undressed, and slipped back into bed. I
cuddled up to my wife's back, now with a different anticipation, and
whispered, 'The weather out there is terrible.'
       
My loving wife of 10 years replied, 'Can you believe my stupid husband
is out fishing in that?'

And that's how the fight started
 

[Freddy]

Hee hee, very good indeed