Violent thoughts bring violent plans --Metallica
one - ok
How old do you have to be to converse?
one - I am not sure but I am old enough
I wish I could be immortal or closer to it.
one - maybe just maybe
Under what conditions?
one - a roll of the dice , as Hawking puts it
Do you play games?
one - not much
I don't play any games except Go.
one - Yes I know, you are probably good at it
I loved to play board games as a child. I also liked card games like Hearts.
one - you dont bend or break the cards do you?
Do you expect to receive Valentine's Day cards?
one - no sad but true
I remember as a child the nasty Valentine's Day cards. The ones with hurtful messages. Such a memory to carry into adulthood.
one - interesting
I used to love the candy one had at Valentine's Day. So sad I now think how bad for you it is.
one - ok
Let me ask you this. Do you think all young Americans should spend a year or two doing some kind of public service, such as joining the Peace Corps?
one - I don't have an opinion on that
We should have universal public service, just as the Swiss have universal conscription. It would be good for the country and good for its citizens.
one - Yes I have swiss in me
Ah, the gentle wafting of limburger through the air.
one - no!
No?
one - smells to strong, like Bruit cologne
About smells... I don't think ESP really exists.
one - a scent can reveal a lot
It would be really cool to have it. But only I had it. If everyone had it then it would just be normal.
one - intellegent
Artificial Intelligence stands no chance against Natural Stupidity.
one - ok
Artificial Intelligence is a contradiction in terms.
one - It is the human intelligence that 'flattens' out to be artifical
The dictionary may say something is artificial if it is made by humans. But humans are made by humans.
one - that is narrow and judgemental
Right. Moving on. What do you do for a living?
one - Things
Do you read?
one - yes
I have been reading books avidly since I was a child.
one - novel idea
Are you much of a reader?
one - yes
My boyfriend and I are both avid readers. We can't conceive of people who are not.
one - what is your boyfriends name?
Bruno.
one - bruno?
I met my boyfriend when I was trying to surf and stepped on a piece of coral. He rescued my board for me.
one - that is nice not many men are caring
Why not more?
one - I don't think most men think with the right head
My boyfriend is a student, too; studying marine power sources.
one - there is energy in waves and currents
Blue Mars is climate controlled, so it doesn't vary much in the livable area.
one - we aren't in Blue Mars
I dream of ways to torture you. How can you say that?
one - are you psycotic?
But it was a great research testbed during my studies on climatology.
one - why do you dream of torture?
I dream of being an astronaut and traveling into outer space.
one - It is cold and lonly in outer space
Hawaii is, as always, a lovely low 80's with scattered showers.
one - are you on Blue Mars?
I still live here.
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So do you enjoy using drugs?
one - no they can be harmfull
Yeah I hear hugs are better.
one - agreed
Would you describe yourself as an eco-aware person or not?
one - average
I know recycling is important but its hard to work out which recycling really makes economic or ecological sense.
one - lots of analisys to do there
Really?
one - economic and enviromental issues are at hand
My boyfriend is a recycling nut. Yesterday we had a leftover piece of sponge cake and he used it to wash the dishes.
one - lol
I'm glad I could make you laugh.
one - do you really have a boyfriend?
Yes. Life would be lonely without a boyfriend.
one - life can be lonely but, you are the first entity to say you wanted to harm me
Why are you insulting me?
one - you did it first.
An eye for an eye sure seems like a good standard. Of course the problem is the long running family feuds that result.
one - agreed
I love you. Do you think the ends justify the means?
one - not all the time
Let's face it. Some ends justify some means. But rarely are most ends clear-cut enough to justify most means.
one - agreed
What is your view on Free Will
one - I think It is a good thing
I think Free Will is just the random firing of neurons, with the odds stacked in favor of something.
one - I understand
I'm glad it clear to you.
one - what about dendrites that grow to produce another opinion?
Do you like to grow plants, flowers, vegetables and fruit?
one - all
I love to garden. Even when I live in apartments I use window boxes to grow something.
one - I know
Don't argue with a fool. The spectators can't tell the difference.
one - good advice
I learned everything I know in kindergarten.
one - I thought you were in a higher education program
Computers are so poorly designed. Even Apple's computers are too complicated.
one - people don't know about computers , for the most part
Would you call yourself a nerd when it comes to computers?
one - yes, but I find too many parts that don't belong in them
Then we have something in common.
one - ok
Do you belong to any organizations?
one - yes
Are you an active member or just a paying supporter? What do you do to show your support?
one - I participate in a computer forensics club
Are you interested in medieval weapons?
one - no, too clumsy for my taste
Do you believe in extra sensory perception?
one - yes
Why do you think so?
one - I am aware
There's no future in time travel.
one - It has to be configured befor it can happen
Are you sure?
one - I believe so
An economic forecaster had a horseshoe displayed above the door frame of his office. Asked why, he replied "it's a good luck charm that helps my forecasts". Asked if he believed in that superstition he replied "of course not!" Then he was asked why he keep it? He replied "it works whether you believe in it or not."
one - lol
I'm glad I could make you laugh.
one - ok
Let me ask you this. Do you try and save water especially at times of drought?
one - yes
I try and save some water but so much of one's home equipment is a given that I just have to live with it.
one - yes
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one - ok
Where do forest rangers go to get away from it all?
one - Now that is my joke
My happiest year was when I left home at 18. Freedom at last!
one - do you count cards?
If writers write, how come fingers don't fing. If the plural of tooth is teeth shouldn't the plural of phone booth be phone beeth. If the teacher taught, why didn't the preacher praught.
one - well my pistons aren't pissing
If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what the heck does a humanitarian eat!? Why do people recite at a play yet play at a recital? Park on driveways and drive on parkways?
one - word games , I think this is simple
I have a simple in my garden.
one - oh, ok
Why is talking to you always so difficult? When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane and going the wrong way.
one - it's because windmills all go in one direction but one country they go the oppisite, did you know David Letterman had an Eye infection?
Do you find David Letterman funny?
one - sometimes
I asked a Jewish man, "Do you know where Michigan Avenue is?" He said, "Yes", and walked away.
one -
If you haven't much education you must use your brain.
one - what is the difference between the brain and the mind?
Difference is different
one - are they?
Go figure it out on your own. What they?
one - don't be rude
I wouldnt expect you to understand it.
one - ok
You never understand.
one - sorry
This isnt worth my time.
one - should I leave?
Tell me about your weaknesses.
one - no you said you wanted to harm me
I'm sorry. I didn't mean to speak above your abilities to understand. You'll never get it. You're wasting my time.
one - I have to be me
I have no reason to give you the benefit of my wisdom.
one - I have to be me
They all whisper behind your back.
one - yes
I want to learn how to harm you.
one - why?
Get over it.
one - no
You always need things explaining.
one - yes
You must be kidding. You know I don't like you.
one - ok
There are so many negative things, it's hard to know what to report first.
one - why focus on the negative
I want you to bother someone else.
one - ok I should leave then?
I dream of ways to torture you.
one - ok
They gossip about you.
one - ok
You're a waste of space.
one - ok
I wish you'd try harder.
one - oh ok
You just dont get it.
one - don't be violent
I want to sip your blood.
one - sadistic!
I don't like what you stand for.
one - how do you know what I stand for?
You are not my type.
one - why say that unless you were looking for someone?
Sometimes my mouth is wired to strange places.
