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'don't this one'... gave it away

Welcome korrelan,

This alpha test is still running and it is 100% FREE for anyone to try at: 

http://elizabot.com/ANN/contest

For example:  Type in something like the underlined sentences below and click the button.

Judge:
You are new here. What are you?

Contestant:
Let me break it down:

You said: You are new here.
You asked: What are you?

My answer: NEW HERE

[Korrelan]

Judge:

I am crap at saying I’m useless at answers.
What am I crap at saying?

Contestant:
Let me break it down:

You said: I am crap at saying I’m useless at answers.
You asked: What am I crap at saying?

My answer: I’M USELESS ANSWERS

Cool! 

[8pla.net]

That's like taking candy from a baby!   
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Just kidding, korrelan!  That test run was very useful.  Thanks for sharing.  The use of contractions has not been fully learnt yet.  Sort of like Commander Data on Star Trek Next Generation, who even with a positronic net could not use contractions.  Thanks for finding that!