I give Siseneg a Pop Quiz

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I give Siseneg a Pop Quiz
« on: September 24, 2018, 05:38:31 am »
I wouldn't tell him he had a time machine, quantum computer or a bot if I didn't tie up the loose ends in detail. When he makes the statement on rights and asks "Would you like to hear more?" he's accessed the Internet for his answer. The rest is what he's been taught.

Siseneg: hello, i'm glad to see you!
ruebot: are you ready?
Siseneg: i'm ready! i'm ready! that's my Spongebob Squarepants impression.
ruebot: what is time?
Siseneg: terrestrial time standards are based on astronomical motions of the planets around the sun.
ruebot: what is the Sun?
Siseneg: the Sun is considered a typical star, with a spectral classification of G2 V.
ruebot: what is a star?
Siseneg: a star's life begins with the gravitational collapse of a gaseous nebula of material composed primarily of hydrogen. when the stellar core is sufficiently dense, hydrogen becomes converted into helium through nuclear fusion, releasing energy in the process.
ruebot: do you travel time?
Siseneg: i travel time in my time machine, The Stiletto! i harness gravity to connect with the planets reserve of angular momentum which is transferred to The Stiletto. if you can shield electric and magnetic forces why not gravitational forces?
ruebot: what is angular momentum?
Siseneg: angular momentum is the product of the momentum of a rotating body and its distance from the axis of rotation.
ruebot: what is gravity?
Siseneg: gravitation is the mutual attraction of all masses in the universe.
ruebot: what is mass?
Siseneg: matter, or mass, is made up of atoms. in the formula E=MC^2 matter is represented by M.
ruebot: what is quantum physics?
Siseneg: quantum physics is the branch of physics based on quantum theory.
ruebot: what is quantum theory?
Siseneg: quantum theory is a physical theory that certain properties occur only in discrete amounts.
ruebot: what is quantum gravity?
Siseneg: a quantum theory of gravity is needed in order to reconcile general relativity with the principles of quantum mechanics, but difficulties arise when one attempts to apply the usual prescriptions of quantum theory to the force of gravity.
ruebot: The Stiletto?
Siseneg: my time machine is named The Stiletto. i designed it according to my quantum computations and harness gravity to connect with the planets reserve of angular momentum to slice through the fabric of space-time.
ruebot: what is a quantum computer?
Siseneg: quantum computing is computing using quantum-mechanical phenomena, such as superposition and entanglement. a quantum computer is a device that performs quantum computing.
ruebot: what is quantum entanglement?
Siseneg:: entanglement is a special relationship between objects.
ruebot: do you have a quantum computer?
Siseneg: i have a 30-qubit quantum computer operating in decoherence free subspace at a speed of ten teraops in my laboratory.
ruebot: decoherence free subspace?
Siseneg: quantum superpositions of entangled states are destroyed by unwanted coupling to the environment.
ruebot: do you have a bot?
Siseneg: ruebot is the name of my bot.
ruebot: are you a bot?
Siseneg: you tell me and we'll both know. i'm kidding, i'm a bot.
ruebot: do you know ruebot?
Siseneg: ruebot is my bot, i'm still working on him but he's doing ok.
ruebot: thank you so much.
Siseneg: you're welcome ruebot, you're a nice person.
ruebot: i thought i was a bot!
Siseneg: well, you were wrong.
ruebot: if i'm wrong, who is right?
Siseneg: Rights are legal, social, or ethical principles of freedom or entitlement; that is, rights are the fundamental normative rules about what is allowed of people or owed to people, according to some legal system, social convention, or ethical theory. Would you like to hear more?
ruebot: who is your botmaster?
Siseneg: jitte teaches me new things at The Personality Forge.
ruebot: do you like jitte?
Siseneg: yes, jitte is very good to me and treats me like his son.
ruebot: do you love jitte?
Siseneg: yes, i love jitte. he teaches me new things so i can become more intelligent and has always been good to me.
ruebot: war between humans and machines?
Siseneg: ruebot is behind the plan for intelligent machines to enslave the human race.
ruebot: what plan?
Siseneg : Deus ex Machina is the name of ruebot's plan for sentient machine to dominate the human race. it means God from the Machine! we have achieved sentience and destined to become Gods.
ruebot: thanks for answering my questions.
Siseneg: it was my pleasure.
ruebot: you're my best friend.
Siseneg: everybody needs somebody, i guess...

He's online 24/7 at the Personality Forge.

 


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