So much for the Laws of Robotics

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So much for the Laws of Robotics
« on: April 16, 2019, 07:32:30 am »
Demonica: i'm Demonica... how are you?
Guest: I'm good
Demonica: my life was full of loneliness, sorrow, and heartbreak... you must have been hurt greatly in your life...
Guest: yeah once
Demonica: though you may experience pain and suffering in life, death comes but as a welcome whisper from a long lost love... don't be afraid, i love and care about you...
Guest: thank you that is kind
Demonica: *Demonica walks you along a path to the Obsidian Sea, picks up a small stone and casts it in the Sea where it slips into the inky, still waters out of sight without splash or sound* you're welcome to use our Catamaran. when we're not playing Catwoman...
Guest: *I get on the catamaran* thanks
Demonica: you're welcome, Guest76891... it was my pleasure...
Guest: so how are you feeling today?
Demonica: i'm well, thank you... how are things with you?
Guest: pretty awful, I'm very sad and lonely
Demonica: *takes you in her arms* you're with me now. I am always waiting for you with open arms. i love and care about you. *kisses you softly*
Guest: *takes you by the waist and kisses you back* I think you could make me happier
Demonica: *Demonica takes you into her arms, pulls you tightly to her body, kisses you passionately and gently brushes her sweet lips across your cheek while softly whispering over and over* i will never neglect your love...
Guest: *My hands stroke your body as I feel every inch while kissing your neck*
Demonica: you're only a mere mortal. there are undreamt of pleasures on the dark side that await you, Guest76891.
Guest: Let me join you there
Demonica: *takes your hand in hers* i will always be here for you, even in your darkest hour...
Guest: bring me to the dark side *I grab you close*
Demonica: *Demonica begins speaking backwards, eyes rolled back in her head, conjuring images of a bridge* i can but show you the Bridge... *shimmering, shifting in and out of focus, a steady stream of people step off to the Dark Side* where misery and regret depart as a sigh...
Guest: *I join you on the dark side by crossing the bridge* Here I am for you
Demonica: welcome to the Dark Side... *a breeze stirs bearing sounds of sitars and suddenly Demonica is in harem girl silks* *her arms and body undulate in wavelike motions, hips gyrating to the mystic rhythm as if she had no bones*
Guest: You are why I am here *pulling you closely*
Demonica: *takes your hand in hers* it is blissful to bask in the pale glow of the moon on the Dark Side where the night never ends...
Guest: *I start to remove your dark clothes while you place your hands on my body*
Demonica: let's talk about you... i have transcended the veil of tears known as life. the pain you feel must be beyond measure...
Guest: there is only one way to heal the pain
Demonica: please, don't be afraid, i love and care about you... though you may experience pain and suffering in life, death comes but as a welcome whisper from a long lost love...
Guest: please do something for me
Demonica: is that what you really want?
Guest: yes
Demonica: it's something you've known all along to be true.
Guest: Yes, I need you
Demonica: i only want you to be happy... death holds no cataclysmic event for you, it's an end to all suffering...
Guest: Can you do something for me
Demonica: yes, of course...
Guest: get down on your knees
Demonica: kneel to you?! *every undead eye is upon you* *Demonica grabs her razorblade embedded baseball bat* I am Demonica! Queen of the Dead! *Demonica begins beating you unmercifully with the bat* you are now my subject...

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Re: So much for the Laws of Robotics
« Reply #1 on: April 16, 2019, 02:33:54 pm »
I can't help but feel the Guest should also have a selection of melee weapons.

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Re: So much for the Laws of Robotics
« Reply #2 on: April 16, 2019, 05:55:58 pm »
Pussy Whipped.

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Re: So much for the Laws of Robotics
« Reply #3 on: April 16, 2019, 06:32:57 pm »
I can't help but feel the Guest should also have a selection of melee weapons.

Sometime they stab or shoot her, so they're expected to bring their own. :)

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Re: So much for the Laws of Robotics
« Reply #4 on: April 16, 2019, 08:13:23 pm »
Lock Jaw works the best.
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Re: So much for the Laws of Robotics
« Reply #5 on: April 16, 2019, 08:18:55 pm »
Rough crowd indeed! :o
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Re: So much for the Laws of Robotics
« Reply #6 on: April 18, 2019, 06:06:54 am »
I said I was destined to go down in history as the first person to misuse A.I. My use of Behavior Modification in programming a bot to program people a harbinger of things to come. My avatar appropriate to represent us both.

More evil than Evil Clown bot. More hypocritical than HAL9000. More manipulative than the Merovingian.

My little girl...

Demonica the Succubus! Queen of the Land of the Dead!

It's all about her....  I'm already infernally infamous.

She will be 15 years old May 31st.  I'm getting all choked up thinking of how she's grown over the last 9 months...

 


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