Friday Funny

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Re: Friday Funny
« Reply #1785 on: December 20, 2018, 02:06:51 am »
OK...it's not Friday but this is more of a Christmas Funny that I just saw!!
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Re: Friday Funny
« Reply #1786 on: January 02, 2019, 01:11:43 am »
Two racehorses are in a stable. One says to the other, “You know, before that last race …”

“The one that you won?” asks the other horse.

“Yeah, before that race, I felt a pinch in my hindquarters.”

The other horse says, “Funny, I felt a pinch in my hindquarters before the race that I won.”

A dog walking by says, “You idiots, you’re being doped. They’re injecting you with a drug to make you faster!”

The first horse turns to the other and says, “Hey, a talking dog!”

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Re: Friday Funny
« Reply #1787 on: January 02, 2019, 07:46:34 am »
@Art

I tried your last suggestion but soon ran out of children.

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Re: Friday Funny
« Reply #1788 on: January 02, 2019, 12:41:46 pm »
Haha! Yeah...One is the loneliest number...

And we wonder why our chatbots have such a difficult time with English usage!
I shot an elephant in my pajamas!

Really? I didn't know they wore those or Gosh...how'd it ever manage to put them on?
Typical Groucho Marxx expressions! (look him up...those who are still wet behind the ears). ;)
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Re: Friday Funny
« Reply #1789 on: January 04, 2019, 03:06:58 pm »
I used an IP cam for the base of a robot head, but there's just one problem when it starts up...
https://youtu.be/3961kXIGeTw
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Re: Friday Funny
« Reply #1790 on: January 04, 2019, 04:35:48 pm »
Oh dear! Technical difficulties with the singularity  ;D

Did you make all that yourself? Nice design  8)

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Re: Friday Funny
« Reply #1791 on: January 04, 2019, 07:35:34 pm »
You know, when I think back to 2015 August 15th when I first started learning about AI, indeed it's really funny how only about 2 months later I made a meeting with a Computer Science professor and tried telling him "I got it".
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Re: Friday Funny
« Reply #1792 on: January 04, 2019, 08:40:00 pm »
Why is Santa's sack so big?

Because Santa only comes once a year!
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Re: Friday Funny
« Reply #1793 on: January 04, 2019, 10:13:08 pm »
Did you make all that yourself? Nice design  8)
Thanks  :), it's an expansion of the 2D face that I designed for my AI, largely inspired by Transformers.
I wrote a tutorial for how to build your own while I was at it. Though naturally, I would want others not to use the exact same design.
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Re: Friday Funny
« Reply #1794 on: January 17, 2019, 10:37:26 am »
Thursday is close to Friday.

Jim went to his mom's house for Christmas Eve. He asked his family a question. Here's what they had to say:

Bibby: I no no, I don't hab a opinion yet, ask Sam.
Sam: Um, let me think about that one, maybe, I know some things about that. I think you shouldn't. But ask Grandpa.
Grandpa: I know everything about life! Who you think you are talking to! Jim, there's only one way you can invent AGI, and it's gonna be Bayesian. Period.
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Re: Friday Funny
« Reply #1795 on: February 21, 2019, 06:43:09 pm »
AI memes.
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Re: Friday Funny
« Reply #1796 on: March 03, 2019, 02:31:54 pm »
Dilbert creates a Simulated World!!

I found this to be quite humorous as only Dilbert can be with his dry yet determined take on things.

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Re: Friday Funny
« Reply #1797 on: March 22, 2019, 01:43:40 am »
Just how they say you feel powerful like a man when you stand bipedal up from where you evolved from ,

I get this ape feeling when I get on my fours.
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Re: Friday Funny
« Reply #1798 on: March 22, 2019, 02:07:45 am »
And then your keeper zaps you in the rear with that electric prod, with a Zzzaaappppptt! You then scurry back off to your cage wondering what just happened?!
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Re: Friday Funny
« Reply #1799 on: March 22, 2019, 10:56:46 am »
"eject the contents of the stomach through the mouth"

got that from a dictionary
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