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Re: Friday Funny
« Reply #1800 on: March 22, 2019, 01:51:25 pm »
DEAR NEIGHBOR:


Hi, George. This is Richard, next door. I've a confession to make.
I've been riddled with guilt for a few months and have been trying to
get up the courage to tell you face-to-face. At least I'm telling you
in this text I can't live with myself a minute longer without your
knowing about this. The truth is, when you're not around, I've been
sharing your wife, day and night. Probably much more than you. I
haven't been getting it at home recently. I know that's no excuse. The
temptation was just too great. I can't live with the guilt & hope
you'll accept my sincere apology and forgive me.

Please suggest a fee for usage and I'll pay you.

- Richard

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NEIGHBOR'S RESPONSE:

George, feeling enraged and betrayed, grabbed his gun, went next door,
and shot Richard dead. He returned home, shot his wife, poured himself
a stiff drink and sat down on the sofa. George then looked at his

phone and discovered a second text message from Richard.
 
SECOND TEXT MESSAGE:

Hi, George. Richard here again. Sorry about the typo on my last text.
I assume you figured it out and noticed that the darned Spell-Check
had changed "wi-fi" to "wife." Technology, huh? It'll be the death of
us all.
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Re: Friday Funny
« Reply #1801 on: March 22, 2019, 06:59:57 pm »
"Before you criticize a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you do criticize him, you'll be a mile away and have his shoes."

- Steve Martin.

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Re: Friday Funny
« Reply #1802 on: March 22, 2019, 07:29:35 pm »
History Vlogs of the Future: (excerpt 1)
...In a surprising turn of evolution, illiterate polygamists with a shoe centered kleptomania have inherited the earth...

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Re: Friday Funny
« Reply #1803 on: March 22, 2019, 08:59:56 pm »
"imagine if this was the first video that someone watched of jenna marbles"
"I love the fact that after hundreds of thousands of years of evolution, this is where we are"
"He looks like he's being held hostage"
"Kermit looks like a gay college art student in that outfit"

Every part of this video is extremely funny...Also her other videos of the dogs are too.

Once you come accustom to the video, here is 2 parts to see also. One of my favorite parts is at 0:59 - talks about her simple n he is on table. Also 3:20.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H3vtCx5CBaI
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Re: Friday Funny
« Reply #1804 on: March 23, 2019, 05:49:42 am »
We probably notice all the unexpectedness above, like the dog is sitting still...wearing clothes...sitting ON a chair...sleeping standing up... Jenna sitting near him OMG...and putting up with Jenna...WEARING SUNGLASSES....and, so on...
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Re: Friday Funny
« Reply #1805 on: March 31, 2019, 02:43:16 pm »
Great Quote:

YOU MATTER
Unless you multiply yourself by the speed of light squared...
Then YOU ENERGY!!

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Re: Friday Funny
« Reply #1806 on: March 31, 2019, 02:52:54 pm »
Back in my day we had Nine Planets!!  :2funny:
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Re: Friday Funny
« Reply #1807 on: April 02, 2019, 07:08:24 am »
The biggest joke is github. You go there, because you're interested in the AI tools you heard about. And you want to try them out. But then it tells you:

REQUIREMENTS:
Keras
TensorFlow
spacy
numpy
gensim
pyTorch

And you're like OH % forget I ever looked at code or their nets!

Then you find out later that all you do is go to cmd and enter:

pip install Keras
pip install TensorFlow
pip install spacy
pip install numpy
pip install gensim
pip install pyTorch

Then you're like YOU MORONS !!!!
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Re: Friday Funny
« Reply #1808 on: April 05, 2019, 01:51:03 pm »
Just remember:

No matter how much
you push the envelope...
it'll still be stationary.
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Re: Friday Funny
« Reply #1809 on: April 05, 2019, 01:54:57 pm »
You are dust and you will
return to dust...

That's why I do not Dust...
It could be someone I know.

 ;)
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Re: Friday Funny
« Reply #1810 on: April 28, 2019, 02:36:39 pm »
It thunk... therefore it is!...    /    Project Page    /    KorrTecx Website

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Re: Friday Funny
« Reply #1811 on: May 07, 2019, 08:33:59 pm »
I was recently asked, "What do you think of those gaudy, overly expensive wrist watches?"

It came to me in a second, "A waste of "Time".  O0
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Re: Friday Funny
« Reply #1812 on: May 23, 2019, 09:59:23 am »
Accordion to a recent survey, replacing words with the names of musical instruments in a sentence often goes undetected.

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Re: Friday Funny
« Reply #1813 on: May 23, 2019, 11:01:23 am »
I see what you did there
I didn't novice it until later
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Re: Friday Funny
« Reply #1814 on: May 23, 2019, 12:14:46 pm »
Harp the herald angels sing...

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