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Re: Friday Funny
« Reply #1815 on: May 23, 2019, 08:12:51 pm »
The diminutive weevil strode verily through the vexatious underbrush.  O0

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Re: Friday Funny
« Reply #1816 on: May 25, 2019, 03:48:23 am »
And didn't even bump his little head. ;)
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Re: Friday Funny
« Reply #1817 on: June 01, 2019, 01:06:46 pm »
And for your Punny Friday (or weekend)...

My fear of moving stairs is escalating!

I'm terrified of elevators and I'm taking steps to avoid them!

Past, Present, and Future walked into a bar...it was tense!

Saw a baguette at the Zoo. It was bread in captivity!
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Re: Friday Funny
« Reply #1818 on: June 08, 2019, 05:49:56 am »
"As my body was carried towards the brightness above, I felt a serene sense of weightlessness, as if I had been returned to my mother's womb. I ascended into a plane which could only be eternity. I was in Heaven. Surrounding me was a glorious feast of fish. Heavenly beings draped in brightly colored robes bathed me and shouted praises, but alas, it was not my time. "Go back you fat fuck!" they begged. I hesitated, but thoughts of my family began to return."

https://www.reddit.com/r/WTF/comments/bugavb/well_wtf/
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Re: Friday Funny
« Reply #1819 on: June 16, 2019, 11:25:51 am »
I couldn't wait till Friday, I had an unforeseen urgency, calling to me from somewhere. Suddenly, it came, like the delivery truck dropping off a fresh package. And it was time. I rushed to the back of the house and took a crap.

"Crapper held nine patents, three of them for water closet improvements such as the floating ballcock, but none was for the flush toilet itself."

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I knew it was cumming:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alexander_Cumming
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Re: Friday Funny
« Reply #1820 on: June 16, 2019, 06:11:10 pm »
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