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Re: Friday Funny
« Reply #1830 on: August 31, 2019, 08:52:18 AM »
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Re: Friday Funny
« Reply #1831 on: August 31, 2019, 09:55:28 AM »
True, their name is a bit ironic now.  :-X

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Re: Friday Funny
« Reply #1832 on: August 31, 2019, 10:00:27 AM »
Ben's comment from 2015 :D when Open AI actually opened by Elon Musk
"Generally obviously OpenAI is a super-impressive initiative.   I mean —  a BILLION freakin’ dollars, for open-source AI, wow!!"
https://goertzel.org/

Well, now they got 4B and are closing :D
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Re: Friday Funny
« Reply #1833 on: August 31, 2019, 10:38:21 AM »
Don't miss that monkey vid korrelan, very intelligent animal.
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Re: Friday Funny
« Reply #1834 on: August 31, 2019, 09:53:46 PM »
Little late but I liked these.

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Re: Friday Funny
« Reply #1835 on: September 03, 2019, 01:58:49 AM »
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Re: Friday Funny
« Reply #1836 on: September 03, 2019, 02:00:53 AM »
hehe

put the music on

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CwexQZdrFmM

I bet they get low pay

The motor coordination is really good, not even ML can do this yet. I love the red suit btw.
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Re: Friday Funny
« Reply #1837 on: September 10, 2019, 05:37:13 AM »
Hmm with all the comments are there any jokes left that haven't been told lol? I know that i consider my fearful leader (in the usa) a joke does that count lol?
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Re: Friday Funny
« Reply #1838 on: September 10, 2019, 09:13:29 AM »
Need some UK jokes hehe


And some ML jokes.
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Re: Friday Funny
« Reply #1839 on: September 20, 2019, 10:06:34 AM »
My own washing machine almost exploded tonight lol, it had a few items and was uneven. It got me off my chair. And got too loud i had to back away and just wait. Luckily it powered down completely, quite fast, and I'm sure it added damage somewhere, then before it got too high (from totally stopped) i ended it just in time...The lid actually was jumping and rumbling my whole house! :D
I was scared the tubular would burst out and hurt me. It looked like it was gonna explode.

England jokes:
http://www.jokes4us.com/miscellaneousjokes/worldjokes/englandjokes.html

AI jokes:
https://www.quora.com/What-are-some-good-machine-learning-jokes
Could use some Deep Training jokes using batch processing techniques using GPUs on overclock.
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Re: Friday Funny
« Reply #1840 on: September 20, 2019, 05:46:56 PM »
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Need some UK jokes hehe

UK politics.

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It thunk... therefore it is!...    /    Project Page    /    KorrTecx Website

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Re: Friday Funny
« Reply #1841 on: September 20, 2019, 06:26:32 PM »

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Re: Friday Funny
« Reply #1842 on: September 20, 2019, 11:56:26 PM »
Life is NOT a fairy tale...

If you lose your shoe at midnight...you're Drunk!! O0
In the world of AI, it's the thought that counts!

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Re: Friday Funny
« Reply #1843 on: September 21, 2019, 12:08:23 AM »
A child asked his father, "How were people born?" So his father said, "Adam and Eve made babies, then their babies became adults and made babies, and so on."

The child then went to his mother, asked her the same question and she told him, "We were monkeys then we evolved to become like we are now."

The child ran back to his father and said, "You lied to me!" His father replied, "No, your mom was talking about her side of the family."  :2funny:
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Re: Friday Funny
« Reply #1844 on: October 09, 2019, 07:16:23 PM »
"Whatever you give a woman, she will make greater. If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby.. If you give her a house, she'll give you a home. If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal. If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart. She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her. So, if you give her any crap, be ready to receive a ton of shit!"

Just improve stuff a bit and you are powerful.
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