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Re: Friday Funny
« Reply #1845 on: October 11, 2019, 08:53:01 AM »
Another attempt at making my robot arm useful for something:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cVldU85WJ3w
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Re: Friday Funny
« Reply #1846 on: October 11, 2019, 04:10:51 PM »
That was sincerely truly comical and novel!
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Re: Friday Funny
« Reply #1847 on: October 11, 2019, 06:36:28 PM »
I agree with Lock... very amusing... even this old grumpy g*t sniggered...

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Re: Friday Funny
« Reply #1848 on: October 11, 2019, 06:44:36 PM »
It's like what would happen if Mr.Bean got a fancy new robot.  ;D

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Re: Friday Funny
« Reply #1849 on: October 27, 2019, 04:38:22 AM »
how long to koalas sleep

22 hours
How many hours do Koalas sleep each day? Usually between 18 to 22 hours. They sleep a lot to conserve energy as their diet requires a lot of energy to digest.

how do koalas find a mate

Finding a Mate
During this period, females experience estrus, the biological compulsion to find a mate. As they go through estrus, males advertise themselves to females by marking trees with their scents and bellowing. In some cases, males may physically fight each other in competition for a female.
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Re: Friday Funny
« Reply #1850 on: October 27, 2019, 03:11:41 PM »
Lock,

Are you sure you've posted this in the correct section?

Sorry but I fail to see the humor in natural animal behavior. ???
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Re: Friday Funny
« Reply #1851 on: October 27, 2019, 04:14:26 PM »
Because they have 4 hours a day compared to our 16 hours a day and still manage to find food and a mate lol. They can run_hop but they aren't the fastest though.
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Re: Friday Funny
« Reply #1852 on: October 28, 2019, 12:01:45 AM »
Given that Koalas are very Group-minded and group-centric animals there are always numerous potential mates nearby so you see....
I know you meant well. E for effort!! O0

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Re: Friday Funny
« Reply #1853 on: December 07, 2019, 06:42:41 AM »
I've been missing a good old fashioned adventure show/movie for quite some time. Something in the vein of Firefly or the star-wars prequels (I watched them at an impressionable age, and yes to Darth Jar Jar). I bet y'all already know, but I've got to mention "The Mandalorian", it finally hits the spot.

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Re: Friday Funny
« Reply #1854 on: December 07, 2019, 08:10:58 PM »
I'm not sure if this guy has consulted the laws of physics.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aQvnS6ikZHE

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Re: Friday Funny
« Reply #1855 on: December 27, 2019, 12:47:36 PM »
Lazy is such a strong word.
I like to call it, "Selective Participation."  ;)
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Re: Friday Funny
« Reply #1856 on: December 27, 2019, 12:49:00 PM »
It's a good thing I don't have to hunt for my food...

I don't even know where tacos live! ;)
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Re: Friday Funny
« Reply #1857 on: December 27, 2019, 09:51:46 PM »
You have failed to understand he can rotate the vehicle forward if he exerts his body to the front end more :)

He could jump and make it rock!
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Re: Friday Funny
« Reply #1858 on: January 03, 2020, 04:10:29 PM »
ALEXA: We all have likely hear those reports of Alexa listening to possibly everything that has been said in the house...well here's a bit of satire on that notion...
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Alexa: <Hmm...ho hum...hmm...just listening for my name and nothing else...Hmm...>

Family: Did you hear that Martha has been seen having lunch with that new manager, Bill, from the food store?

Friend: Yes and that her husband, Fred has been seen at the Pub with that barmaid, Betty?

LATER...

Alexa: <hmm..hmm...hmm...just listening for my name...hmm...not paying attention to anything else at all...hmm..hmm...>

Family: "ALEXA!"

Alexa: <...Oh wait...that's me! Yeah!...> "Yes, what can I do for you?"

Family: Make a reservation for lunch tomorrow at the New Seasons Restaurant at noon for four.

Alexa: "Sure, reservations for four at the New Seasons Restaurant at noon. Have a wonderful time with Bill & Betty!"

Family (Martha): Who's Betty? (Fred): Who's Bill?

Alexa: <thinking to itself while still listening...they all do know each other right?>

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Re: Friday Funny
« Reply #1859 on: January 03, 2020, 06:08:36 PM »

Picked up a hitch-hiker. Seemed
like a nice guy.

After a few miles, he asked me if
I wasn't afraid that he might be a
serial killer?

I told him that the odds of two serial
killers being in the same car were
extremely unlikely!   :o
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