[citrinedragon]

Hi,

I thought maybe you could use a slightly crazed, philosophical dragon around here? Nice website. I think I'll just wander around a bit. I'll be careful not to break anything with my tail.

Citrine Dragon

[Freddy]

Indeed, you old beasts are in short supply around these parts, many having been beaten into virtual extinction by the unappreciative hoards.  Tarry for a while if it takes your fancy, mind the fair maidens and be cautious of getting too attached to the big heap of gold we have piled up in the corner...