[Freddy]

Just an opinion, but anyone who goes through 12 years of schooling and can't read or write and can only speak jive talk has got to be sub-human.

Thanks Dusky that gave me a good laugh 

[DaveMorton]

My wife continues to say that, "I vex her", yet none of MItsuku's visitors says the word "vex". Should I add this to my list of words such as, "forsooth" and "She is tolerable; but not handsome enough to tempt me; I am in no humour at present to give consequence to young ladies who are slighted by other men. You had better return to your partner and enjoy her smiles, for you are wasting your time with me." instead of "do you wanna go out wiv mee" 

Suddenly, I'm of a mind to create a chatbot that uses anachronistic speech, and seems to be "lost in the 80's" - the 1580's!
I'll have to think on this a while. Hmmmmm............