TELL ME SUNSHINE, HOW CAN YOU OVERTAKE THE LAST PERSON??I guess though, this is only valid for linear races. In circular, like motorsports or bycicle races, you can overtake the last. Off course, you still can't tell which one you are, except that you are not the last (in stead of the first, which was my first instinct reaction :-[
Funny email conversation (image) :
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What a neat idea.
I have two friends who are forever asking computer advice.
Been going on for years.
I should send bills but afraid it's too late. They wouldn't pay. They friends and use to free advice.
It's always nice to discover, our grammar. I can not express the voice here in French. But I have lived long in the north in France and often here in the south of France, people think I am from Quebec because I have a slang. This gives some trouble in the translation from French into English. :o
https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=10152428108373541 (https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=10152428108373541)
Freddy With the craft public works, and this video is true or false, I do not know !! Lol !! :o ;) O0
Yes, with cats, I died laughing! ;D O0
Are you COLD?
If so, go sit in the corner...
It's 90 degrees!
(that's (an) acute joke).
ATTORNEY: Do you recall the time that you examined the body?
WITNESS: The autopsy started around 8:30 PM
ATTORNEY: And Mr. Denton was dead at the time?
WITNESS: If not, he was by the time I finished.
https://www.facebook.com/Majalatouki.ma/videos/821210054634597/ (https://www.facebook.com/Majalatouki.ma/videos/821210054634597/)
I share because it is too cute! :2funny:
(https://media.giphy.com/media/iP8bbStuQfuy4/giphy.gif) :)
Laughter is contagious and is also the best medicine! O0 ;DYes, thank you dear friend ART. Cats are so clown! lol. ;D
Okay Art, i remove ;)
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The Lipstick robot had me laughing out loud! :2funny:it is still in study lol O0
Love that Panda ;DI love the panda! O0
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Nice fence to keep the dog in the yard.;D
Uhh...did you bother to tell the dog?
http://www.chonday.com/Videos/dogfencenew4 (http://www.chonday.com/Videos/dogfencenew4)
Claude,Art friend, Here everything is ok. But is this perhaps the server that is involved. Here this page test, reliable. Keep it carefully, it is always useful here:
I keep getting a Server error 500 whenever I select the link. I do not know if it's just me or what.
Thanks.
That's pretty much my expression all day.. like... WTF... Go away....O0
I can sympathize with this feline,,, :)
Pretty sure that's not legal in a lot of countries. ;DO0
That's funny! That crash woke everyone up!!;D
;D Happy dog !O0
Those last two were so funny ;DO0 Thank you freddy!
https://www.facebook.com/632681323469147/videos/1000899803313962/ (https://www.facebook.com/632681323469147/videos/1000899803313962/) :2funny:
I never get tired of cats ;D;D
Some good funny ones there Claude ;D O0O0 ;D
http://www.chonday.com/Videos/dogtunefunj4 (http://www.chonday.com/Videos/dogtunefunj4);D O0
Not sure where I found this but try putting about:robots into the Firefox address bar!
Cool! Don't know whether you guys across the big ditch have seen a cartoon (sort of adult-ish) called, Futurama.
It has it's moments and the crew of misfits usually manages to get into and out of trouble during each half-hour episode. (don't they all?). What helps make the show is a somewhat twisted Robot named Bender. He smokes cigars and drinks alcohol and tries hard to get out of work. If someone really annoys him he often lets loose with a, "Bite my shiny metal ass!"
Oh well...those robots say the darnedest things!
Meh! Life is a journey... it's all good (useful). We are the sum of our learning and experiences.
I like the person I am and would not change anything in my past no matter how detrimental.
Even the fact you read this thread will effect you... and your life.
Ain't being human fun...
:)
Edit: And now you have posted that will effect me...
First time to the big city.
This is great...
https://www.chonday.com/28683/farbsici6/ (https://www.chonday.com/28683/farbsici6/)
Did you make all that yourself? Nice design 8)Thanks :), it's an expansion of the 2D face that I designed for my AI, largely inspired by Transformers.
and if you have any doubts about what went in around the 3:40 mark, it was a motor from a similar machine, not a cat or dog like some idiots are claiming!.... sicko's!
Need some UK jokes hehe
I agree with Lock... very amusing... even this old grumpy g*t sniggered...
:)
A young man called Chris from London wanted to buy a Christmas present for his new girlfriend.
They hadn't been seeing each other for very long and she lived in Scotland .
Chris consulted with his sister and decided, after careful consideration, that a pair of good
quality gloves would strike the right note... not too romantic and not too personal.
Off he went with his sister to Harrods and they selected a dainty pair of fur lined quality leather gloves. His sister bought a pair of sexy knickers for herself at the same time.
Harrods had a free gift wrap offer but the assistant mixed up the two items, the sister got the
gloves and Chris unknowingly got the knickers.
Good old Chris sent off his gift wrapped present in a parcel with the following letter...
Dear Fiona,
I chose these because I've noticed that you are not wearing any when we go out in the evenings. If it had not been for my sister I would have chosen the long ones with buttons, but she wears shorter ones (which are easier to remove).
These are a very delicate shade, but the lady I bought them from showed me the pair she had been wearing for the past three weeks and I hardly noticed any marks. I had her try yours on for me and she looked really smart in them even though they were a little bit tight on her. She also said that they rub against her ring which helps keep it clean. In fact she hasn't needed to wash it since she began wearing them.
I wish I was there to put them on for you the first time, as no doubt many other hands will touch them before I have a chance to see you again.
When you take them off remember to blow into them a little bit because they will be naturally a little damp from wearing.
Just imagine how many times my lips will kiss them during the coming year.
I hope you will wear them for me on our next date.
All my love,
Chris
P.S. My mum tells me that the latest style is to wear them folded down with a little bit of fur showing.
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Towards the end of the golf course, Dave hit his ball into the woods and found it in a patch of pretty yellow buttercups. Trying to get his ball back in play, he ended up thrashing just about every buttercup in the patch.
All of a sudden, POOF! In a flash and puff of smoke, a little old woman appeared. She said, 'I'm Mother Nature! Do you know how long it took me to make those buttercups? Just for doing what you have done, you won't have any butter for your popcorn for the rest of your life: better still, you won't have any butter for your toast for the rest of your life. As a matter of fact, you'll never have any butter for anything the rest of your life!'
Then POOF! She was gone!
After Dave recovered from the shock, he hollered for his friend, 'Fred, where are you?'
Fred yells back 'I'm over here in the pussy willows.'
Dave shouts back, 'DON'T SWING, FRED FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, DON'T SWING!'
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A father walks into a restaurant with his young son.
He gives the young boy three 10p coins to play with to keep him occupied.
Suddenly, the boy starts choking, going blue in the face..
The father realizes the boy has swallowed the coins and starts slapping him on the back..
The boy coughs up 2 of the 10p's, but keeps choking.
Looking at his son, the father is panicking, shouting for help.
A well dressed, attractive, and serious looking woman, in a blue business suit is sitting at a coffee bar reading a newspaper and sipping a cup of coffee.
At the sound of the commotion, she looks up, puts her coffee cup down, neatly folds the newspaper places it on the counter, gets up from her seat and makes her way, unhurried, across the restaurant.
Reaching the boy, the woman carefully drops his pants; takes hold of the boy's' (tut tut) and starts to squeeze and twist, gently at first and then ever so firmly.
After a few seconds the boy convulses violently and coughs up the last of the 10p's, which the woman deftly catches in her free hand.
Releasing the boy's (tut tut), the woman hands the coin to the father and walks back to her seat at the coffee bar without saying a word.
As soon as he is sure that his son has suffered no ill effects, the father rushes over to the woman and starts thanking her saying, "I've never seen anybody do anything like that before, it was fantastic. Are you a doctor? "
'No,' the woman replied.
I'm with the Inland Revenue..'
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Two aliens landed in the Arizona desert near a gas station that was closed for the night. They approached one of the gas pumps and the younger alien addressed it saying, 'Greetings, Earthling. We come in peace. Take us to your leader.'
The gas pump, of course, didn't respond.
The younger alien became angry at the lack of response. The older alien said, 'I'd calm down if I were you.' The younger alien ignored him and repeated his greeting. Again, there was no response.
Annoyed by what he perceived to be the pump's haughty attitude, he drew his ray gun and said impatiently, 'We come in peace. Do not ignore us this way! Take us to your leader or I will fire!'
The older alien again warned his comrade saying, 'You probably don't want to do that. I really don't think you should make him mad.'
'Nonsense,' replied the cocky young alien. He aimed his weapon at the pump and opened fire. There was a huge explosion. The massive fireball blew the younger alien off his feet and deposited him, a burnt, smoking mess, about 200 yards away in a cactus patch.
Half an hour passed. When he finally regained consciousness, he refocused his three eyes, straightened his bent antenna, and looked dazedly at the older, wiser alien, who was standing over him shaking his big green head.
'What a ferocious creature!' exclaimed the young, fried alien. 'He damn near killed me! How did you know he was so dangerous?'
The older alien leaned over, placed a friendly feeler on his crispy companion, and replied, 'If there's one thing I've learned during my intergalactic travels, it's that you don't want to mess with a guy who can loop his pen1s over his shoulder twice and then stick it in his ear.'
Little Johnny and his mom are sitting on a beach near the ocean.
little Johnny: Mom, what is an alcoholic?
mom: Johnny, you see those two boats, far on the sea? An alcoholic sees four.
little Johnny: But mom, there is only one boat.
mom: ...
I like the design of the Pepper robot, but there is just one design feature that always seemed a bit inappropriate to me...
As in what's minimal or it's too much? ::)More that it's a touch screen ::)
His curvy design ensures danger-free use and a high level of acceptance by usersMost robots don't have a specific gender in their design, the Nao robots from the same company don't really have anything to suggest they are one or the other, same for Honda's robots like Asimo. But people read gender into them because they look like humans, and humans have genders, so it comes with the territory until singular "they" becomes more commonplace.
Well obviously the person that says three is on the right.
Does anyone else think the index finger tip is abnormally slim, pointy, deformed?